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Jeremy C-Howl

@jmchao.bsky.social

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New Yorker. Wakes up screaming. Trans rights are human rights.

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Jeremy C-Howl @jmchao.bsky.social · Jan 25

The real horseshoe theory is a bunch of people in our politics have been hit in the head by a fucking horseshoe.

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Jeremy C-Howl @jmchao.bsky.social · 14h

They know if Mamdani loses or has a squeaker, they will be able to punch left forever, so are trying to will it into being.

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Jeremy C-Howl @jmchao.bsky.social · 14h

We thought we could train them for new economy jobs. They trained themselves to be horny on main.

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Jeremy C-Howl @jmchao.bsky.social · 14h

No hate, but the life expectancy for a woman in Maine is 80.7 years. Is there any reason that shouldn’t be a disqualifying aspect of your campaign, considering you’d be 79 at your swearing in?

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Jeremy C-Howl @jmchao.bsky.social · 16h

Scene from The Jerk (1979) where Steve Martin yells "He hates these cans!" but with cans replaced by boats, to try to explain Trump's foreign policy position.

Jeremy C-Howl @jmchao.bsky.social · 17h

Airdrop in inflatable frog costumes into Gaza so the US media actually covers the extrajudicial murders by Israel.

Jeremy C-Howl @jmchao.bsky.social · 17h

In order to save the village, we had to burn the village and every villager trying to escape the growing inferno.

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Jeremy C-Howl @jmchao.bsky.social · 18h

Protein powders being full of lead does do a lot to explain the Manosphere.

Jeremy C-Howl @jmchao.bsky.social · 18h

If you count the brief pause between bullets, there's thousands of mini-ceasefires every day!

Jeremy C-Howl @jmchao.bsky.social · 18h

The MEDIA must respect THE PRESIDENT'S ANGLES and PROVIDE ONLY GOOD LIGHTING!

Jeremy C-Howl @jmchao.bsky.social · 19h

I can't imagine being Hunter Biden and seeing this bullshit out in the open after the last decade of bullshit he's had to put up with.

Jeremy C-Howl @jmchao.bsky.social · 21h

My belief is that having a mayor who actually cares about the city and wants to make it better and not use his position as a stepping stone to higher office will already solve many of the issues our prior mayors have stumbled on.