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Jonathan Keller

@jkeller5.bsky.social

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Here for the South Florida sports, some pop culture references, and a healthy splash of immaturity.

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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 3h

Dude Wipes with Witch Hazel

Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 5h

Sounds like a Y-100 morning DJ

Passanthallich @passanthalbot.bsky.social · 7h

🔁 @Ken_Rosenthal retweeted
@WillSammon The Mets are hiring Kai Correa as bench coach, league sources confirm (@ragazzoreport 1st).

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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 8h

a man in a suit and tie is sitting on an airplane .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting on an airplane .

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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 9h

Me as a high school freshman, talking about a Senior girl.

Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 9h

And no, that's not Zabka behind him.

Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 9h

All I know is I love Obama, and Obama kicked two of the nicest and most capable/respectful/diligent people you could ever know, right out of this country as fast as he could. No warnings. One got barged in on at 6am and was on a plane at 9.

Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 10h

I got fooled. Sorry. I though people in Seattle were legitimately this weird so I believed it

Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 16h

a close up of a man 's face with the words " everything reminds me of her " below him

ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words " everything reminds me of her " below him

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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 18h

Probably just so overcome with happiness that they’re speechless.

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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 1d

DAMN YOU, MOODY!!!!

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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 1d

Blake Snell has the face of a 70 year old alcoholic who has smoked 1-2 packs a day his whole life.

But in a good way

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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 1d

They should rename October, “Multiviewber”

Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 1d

This is why you (I) shouldn’t gamble, kids.

Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 1d

Didn’t quite go the way I thought but I like way we played. Coach Mo won’t be too upset. Neither am I.

Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 1d

Fuck.

Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 1d

Flyers are about to be put in hell. Maybe they hang on. Point is, this is the hardest they’ll have to play all month. For the Panthers it’s just another night.

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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 1d

RELENTLESS!!!

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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 1d

Are you guys watching the Panthers? I don’t know how this game is going to end but they’re everything you want your favorite team to be. Just relentless.

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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 1d

Falcons are SO losing this game

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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 1d

a south park character says come on dude while wearing a green shirt

ALT: a south park character says come on dude while wearing a green shirt

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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 1d

Best thing I saw on IG today

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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 1d

I’ll explain that red zone changed from the Steelers game to the Seahawks game and that’s why it looks different

Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 1d

Watching the Panthers tonight (win or lose) it’s going to feel like a Karen Silkwood fire hose, washing off the last 24 hours of dolphins nuclear waste on my body

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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 1d

Brian Callahan was 0-3 before playing the Dolphins last year. Callahan beat McDaniel in Week 4 (with Mason Rudolph), and went 3-19 since.

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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 1d

3 1st round picks and 1 big money signing keystone copping it. They traded some dude named Alohi and a 5th for Oweh this week, and he had no problems sacking our guy.