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The Mysterious Eggbert
@jinjo.bsky.social
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Mm, can't beat a Jolt Cola. 2x caffeine, twice the fun. Am I right. Or am I right?
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The Mysterious Eggbert @jinjo.bsky.social · Sep 30
Through the fire and flames, NEVER GIVE UP!!!!!!!!
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The Mysterious Eggbert @jinjo.bsky.social · 10h
Did airplanes get smaller or is it just me
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The Mysterious Eggbert @jinjo.bsky.social · 11h
Just turned amoeba-sized and went on an adventure
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The Mysterious Eggbert @jinjo.bsky.social · 11h
No. This is a necessity.
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The Mysterious Eggbert @jinjo.bsky.social · 11h
I'm something much greater than a chicken. Or so the Egg Master says...
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The Mysterious Eggbert @jinjo.bsky.social · 11h
15 stalls with inch wide gaps between the panels. Everyone shitting in harmony so loud that it sounds like pigs grunting in hell. Urinals close to each other with no barriers, one man peeing in the corner scrunched at an angle towards the wall, desperately trying to hide his member.
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The Mysterious Eggbert @jinjo.bsky.social · 11h
Driving to Seattle and back for anything is such a horrible ordeal, I'm starting to associate the city with feelings of dread and intense inconvenience.
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The Mysterious Eggbert @jinjo.bsky.social · 11h
There has to be another way
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The Mysterious Eggbert @jinjo.bsky.social · 11h
I think everything about this place is done to personally torment me.
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The Mysterious Eggbert @jinjo.bsky.social · 11h
Basically I need to go back in time.
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The Mysterious Eggbert @jinjo.bsky.social · 11h
Going to a stall to piss and hearing people on both sides of me having explosive diarrhea
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The Mysterious Eggbert @jinjo.bsky.social · 11h
Americans love to put as few barriers as possible between people in public restrooms.
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The Mysterious Eggbert @jinjo.bsky.social · 11h
Stone + Water. Nothing else.
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The Mysterious Eggbert @jinjo.bsky.social · 12h
Scientists think these could be what I might hatch into.
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The Mysterious Eggbert @jinjo.bsky.social · 12h
1 or 3 imo
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The Mysterious Eggbert @jinjo.bsky.social · 12h
The Master says this new iron playpen will keep me safe. #egg #yippee
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The Mysterious Eggbert @jinjo.bsky.social · 12h
*not in character for this* Beginning my journey eastward.
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The Mysterious Eggbert @jinjo.bsky.social · 16h
You're sick.
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The Mysterious Eggbert @jinjo.bsky.social · 1d
It isn't your fault when you're the last of your kind...
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The Mysterious Eggbert @jinjo.bsky.social · 1d
Gollum's real name was "Sweetling" in Westron. They just translated his name to Gollum in the books.
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The Mysterious Eggbert @jinjo.bsky.social · 1d
Rolling on the countertop slowly towards the edge
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The Mysterious Eggbert @jinjo.bsky.social · 1d
Continuing to develop deep within my shell. The world is full of possibilities. Maybe there's another one of me out there and we can save our species. #Eggbert
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The Mysterious Eggbert @jinjo.bsky.social · 1d
I have a good idea for this
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The Mysterious Eggbert @jinjo.bsky.social · 1d
Im having butter bread
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The Mysterious Eggbert @jinjo.bsky.social · 1d
The one i was taking as a supplement to gain weight 5 years ago had like 1000% the recommended dose lol. Maybe that explains a lot
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The Mysterious Eggbert @jinjo.bsky.social · 1d
He was keeping it pretty safe deep underground too. Bilbo fucked up the balance.
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