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Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀

@jimmytwohands.bsky.social

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I make music and comics for my own amusement. A jimbo, not a himbo. He/him Chicago number one in da world, baby!

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Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · Jul 22

If you follow me on this site or I follow you, that means we are friends and I will totally share a bag of corn nuts with you ( if I have one)

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Mel Buer @melbuer.bsky.social · 7h

I see protest discourse is hitting the feed again ahead of No Kings—idk man, go, don’t go,

…but if you do go make sure to link up with an org that’ll help you get into longterm organizing and if you don’t go, make sure to link up with an org that’ll help you get into longterm organizing

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Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 8h

I’m so sick of batman and all his bullshit. Worthless brooding goth cop

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Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 8h

I think it has something to do with batman

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Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 8h

Are we gonna see Bobby ‘n Chippy return here

Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 9h

Coffee hour was sacrosanct to my congregation

Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 9h

Immediately after I posted this i stopped getting new follows

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Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 9h

I was a fan of the communion which consisted of little shots of grape juice and cubes of bread with your choice of white or whole wheat that were passed around

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Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 9h

Shid i love that record and had no idea skinned was about Ed Gein. Killdozer has a real banger about Ed Gein as well. It is called “Ed Gein”

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 11h

*ahem* [deep inhale]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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ICE is literally tear gassing local police.
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pic of a cop hunched over outside of a building using (probably leaded) hosewater to flush his eyes after getting tear gassed

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Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 9h

the girls are fightingggg

👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 10h

good lord it’s all falling apart over there

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 13h

Dune 2 chicks at the same time

Wallace from the movie Office Space showing Wallace from the 2 chicks at the same time scene with his eyes colored purple

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Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 9h

I am a lapsed presbyterian i get to make these jokes. Up yer kilt!!

Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 9h

ICE wishes they could be as white as a presbyterian. a boiled chicken breast sees a presbyterian and says “damn i must have been out in the sun too long”

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Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 9h

I think so, but we can convert the noodle armed choir boys he replaced them with

Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 9h

The chuds are saying the Presbyterian minister ICE pepper sprayed outside the broadview facility is a radical leftist antifa agent and buddy, have you ever met a Presbyterian?

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Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 9h

ICE gassed the state police here too, I would assume they would side with their brothers in blue. The Texas national guard guys all have Swersky mustaches, if someone can introduce them to italian beef they’ll come to jesus

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Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 9h

If CPD can have a ‘68 cop riot against ICE I’ll break out my MC5 tapes and a bucket of popcorn

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Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 9h

i just want to eat cheese

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Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · Jan 24

I woke up a decided I needed to see a junco in JNCOs

a volcano junco wearing a little pair of JNCOs and while they are little the bird is also little and absolutely swimming in those fuckers

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Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 10h

If you are one of the 50 some people who followed me after I posted this please understand I do not post shots of my big rockin booty on this website

Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 14h

If you’re new here you should follow me because I’m hot and got a big rockin booty

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Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 11h

Can’t wait for brand new factories that randomly explode for no reason

Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 12h

an potato

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Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 12h

It’s funny when someone has a weird term for grandparents and expects you to know what the hell they’re talking about. “You going to see your nee-naw and your glee-bo over the holidays” are you gonna make some god damned sense before thanksgiving

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Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 12h

Squirrels are tree rats and rats are alley squirrels

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Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 13h

It is wild that the man who sits in the chair of St. Peter and holds the keys to heaven is a white sox fan