Jimmy L 📚
@jimmylabe.bsky.social
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I used to but not anymore.
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Antifa will not be at the No Kings Protest because he has a cold.
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instead of "trick or treat" kids could say, "gimme some sugar or i'll crucify you."
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she's trying to deflect so people stop thinking it means Anti-Farrow.
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I'm very bad. I have fivebidden cheeses.
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Perhaps try a variation on my response when someone called my business and said they wanted to talk to the person who makes decisions about phone service providers. I replied, "Sorry, we don't have a phone."
jimmylabe.bsky.social
My shovel broke on the last guy. Pickaxe OK?
jimmylabe.bsky.social
the first time I heard Diane Keaton was singing "Black Boys" in the original Broadway cast of HAIR.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbft...
Hair - Black Boys / White Boys
YouTube video by bwtrax
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jimmylabe.bsky.social
the first time I heard Diane Keaton was singing "Black Boys" in the original Broadway cast of HAIR.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbft...
Hair - Black Boys / White Boys
YouTube video by bwtrax
www.youtube.com
jimmylabe.bsky.social
you need to remove the thigh before you light it.
jimmylabe.bsky.social
I just want to be autistic enough to pay off my credit card.
jimmylabe.bsky.social
he can pardon them before he leaves but not from states' prosecution.
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sorry, innocent mistake. i was aiming for the head next to his.
jimmylabe.bsky.social
why do they always take 3 vials?
one to drop, one to drink, and one to send to the lab.
jimmylabe.bsky.social
Santa had a list of who was good and who was bad so he'd know who to fuck but somebody stole the list and replaced it with the Epstein client list and suddenly Santa says he's celibate
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we must break the American people of this foul inclination to agree.
jimmylabe.bsky.social
they really just wanted the flotilla. i don't think the Israeli navy had any.
and then what to do about the flotilla's occupants? you gotta send them someplace, right? all in all, Greece sounds nice. maybe I could get sent there. I think I'll start a flotilla in Oakland.
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I got Alexa up my ass asking if I made a poopy.
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isn't she a famous gastrointestinal disease?
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you need to answer YES to "Would you date a mercy killer?"
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you're thinking of a cellmate.
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I'm going to stand really close to you and see if I can get a contact block.
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If you're moving to Moscow, look for a basement apartment.
jimmylabe.bsky.social
I employed a similar strategy way back when Nixon took us off the Acapulco Gold standard.
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you needed a BANNISTER.
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I just hate being called.