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Jezi Helle 👹

@jezibelle.bsky.social

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Nevertheless, she persisted, bitching the entire way. Queer, neurodivergent, frequently hyperbolic, kind of odd. Doesn't owe you an argument. She/her. @Jezi_Belle at the old place.

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Jezi Helle 👹 @jezibelle.bsky.social · Jun 17

*to the TMNT theme tune*
it's not even ten o'clock yet
it's not even ten o'clock yet
it's not even ten o'clock yet
And it's only Tuesday
Mother fucker

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Jezi Helle 👹 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 33m

Okay, but we DID get Snoop to start the Hotty Toddy before a football game once.

Jezi Helle 👹 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 37m

Yes, there are also many troll tribes, but only two are playable (for now) and they're both Horde (and if the Amani go playable they better be too).

Too much elf nonsense.

Jezi Helle 👹 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 39m

Two of the purple elves are moon, but the other is void. And then two are Alliance and the other is Horde. But those are two DIFFERENT two-one splits! And how do you even tell a blood elf from a high elf anymore?! You can't just ask someone why their eyes are that color!

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Jezi Helle 👹 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 41m

I really hope this "reuniting the elves" thing works out, because my trollish ass can't keep them all straight anymore.

By my count there's five different flavors of elf now! And fully three are purple! But careful, not all the purple ones worship the same things, or are in the same factions!

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Jezi Helle 👹 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 45m

I still don't know why we don't just call them Night Elves and Day Elves. Thalassian politics are a nightmare.

Jezi Helle 👹 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 1h

Unfortunately, I don't understand poker (like, what hands are good and stuff) and I feel like that would make the learning curve a lot steeper, lol.

"Many of one number = good" is about as far as I get.

Jezi Helle 👹 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 1h

Hey @therealnzoth.bsky.social you play, right? Got any advice for a pathetic mortal?

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Jezi Helle 👹 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 1h

I need a new hobby, but I don't have much physical space to commit to anything...

Should I get into Hearthstone? I enjoyed it once upon a time, but that was like, the first two years after launch. I imagine it's gotten way more complicated (and expensive) since then.

Jezi Helle 👹 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 1h

My mom *adored* Christmas, and we've kind of fallen off decorating the house over the last few years since it was always her project. But maybe I pick it up this year.

We *have* Christmas stuff, though. I'd have to buy Halloween stuff. That's kinda the rub.

Jezi Helle 👹 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 1h

I'm suddenly possessed by the deep suburban white lady urge to decorate for Halloween.

We have one of the only tall front-gabled roofs in the neighborhood, and I've always wanted to hang like a commercial-sized wreath or something up there. But for Halloween, hmmm...

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Jezi Helle 👹 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 1h

(and the other 1/4 is Lebanese so anything involving parties and/or food is acceptable)

Jezi Helle 👹 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 1h

As a 3/4 Caucasian American, I encourage you to embrace the few cultural joys we have that don't involve oppressing other people.

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 2h

Increasingly we need candidates who'd be comfortable cutting a wrestling promo

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2h

Mamdani: "I just want to speak directly to the president. I will not be a mayor like Mayor Adams who will call you to stay out of jail. I won't be a disgraced governor like Andrew Cuomo who will call you to ask how to win this election. I can do those things on my own."

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Jezi Helle 👹 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 2h

(of course Dad has the annual fee delivery plan with Kroger and I'm afraid I'll never be able to give that up either)

Jezi Helle 👹 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 2h

Just Cymbalta and Vraylar for the depressos. Those aren't working great right now either though.

Jezi Helle 👹 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 2h

About where I'm at. I don't actually *go* anywhere, but the short commute and being within 5 minutes of two separate Krogers has me spoilt.

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Jezi Helle 👹 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 2h

I wish mine still did that. I don't know if it's meds fatigue or burnout, but I still can't get anything done even with the pills. They make me feel less frantic and scattered, but don't actually help me DO anything.

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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 3h

I've got a few bills coming up and YOU might have a need of some spooky stuff. So, a thread. Please mute if my art offends.

Handcast, painted, and sealed.

Skulls so blue, $27.20.

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Spacey Kacey @kaceyisspacey.bsky.social · 8h

Trans healthcare and surgeries being held behind monetary thresholds doesn't make them bougie, it's ransom

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Tricksy Wizard @tricksywizard.bsky.social · 3h

Hi friends <3 Trout here on a hard day. I've been let go from my job ⛈️. I'd appreciate any leads you have for:

💙 A people ops generalist for benefits, admin, payroll, and engagement programing
📣 A recruiter
🛩️ An executive assistant
✒️ A freelance writer (samples on tricksywizard.com)

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Jezi Helle 👹 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 3h

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I dream of telling stories that make people that happy, but if I can at least help them get there, I'll be delighted!

Now I just gotta finish the degree and the CPA...

Jezi Helle 👹 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 3h

I'd been considering a VPN just in general, so I went ahead and tossed Proton a tenner a month. But I'm addicted to the scroll AMD understand it's not worth that for everyone. Especially since I have to turn it off to use most restaurant apps.

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Jezi Helle 👹 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 3h

To quote a great bard of the olden times--

"Of course I'm cocky
Ain't nobody better than me
I'm a blood elf
What the hell did you expect me to be?"

Jezi Helle 👹 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 4h

You should definitely do what's best for you, but you're one of my favorite things about this place, for what it's worth. I wouldn't blame you for leaving, though.