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Jewish. Humor writer. JewSky Plus feed operator Bylines: @pointsincase.com, @Slackjaw, @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social, @robotbutt.bsky.social @endofthebench.bsky.social ryandavid.lol Find JewSky Plus in my Feeds tab. Discord: https://discord.gg/2eAcemxPVv
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 11h
Jews: please don’t elect the guy with the Nazi tattoo

This lady: wow you’re so shrill
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space jew, etc @jewish.bsky.social · 2d
There are dozens of us!
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space jew, etc @jewish.bsky.social · 2d
Reluctantly a part of history as one of the few people to blow off sleep during the only two 18-inning World Series games.
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space jew, etc @jewish.bsky.social · 3d
Never meet your enemies
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 4d
I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone
Abcnews graphic: surreal moment as coyote drinks water from skylight window on top of Los Angeles hair salon (Image of exactly that, except the framing is canted and as a result it looks like a coyote imprisoned in a glass square a la the phantom zone from Superman)
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space jew, etc @jewish.bsky.social · 4d
is that.. new jersey?
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space jew, etc @jewish.bsky.social · 4d
nah, i think you are
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 11d
shohei's 10 strikeouts and moonshot home run distances were really just for style points. short of pitching a complete game he completely maxed out all channels through which he could deliver objective value, so he poured his leftover brilliance into knocking out side quests. it seems impossible
secretbase.bsky.social Secret Base @secretbase.bsky.social · 11d
Welcome to Dorktown
Mayor, Shohei Ohtani
chart with title 10/17/25 dodgers-brewers y-axis is total bases x-axis is at-bats shohei ohtani is plotted high and to the left with 12 total bases in 3 at-bats the brewers (an entire mlb organization) against the opposing starting p;itcher, who happened to be shohei ohtani, are at bottom right with 3 hits in 19 at-bats
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space jew, etc @jewish.bsky.social · 11d
I’ve always considered myself grateful to have lived to see Marino Rivera pitch, and honestly, watching Ohtani is feeling like that, very much.
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space jew, etc @jewish.bsky.social · 12d
my office was open for mental health awareness day and i was too mentally ill to be aware of my mental healthness that day
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👻ruth boo-der yinzburgh👻 @violetvolume.bsky.social · 18d
Ok I have to get this off my chest.

"every day" vs. "everyday"

everyday, as one word, is an adjective. something you do every day is an everyday thing. you wouldn't say "I do that everyday."

"I do that every day"

"That's an everyday thing."
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space jew, etc @jewish.bsky.social · 18d
thank you for the tip. i knew the difference, but it’s nice to have a reminder any way
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space jew, etc @jewish.bsky.social · 22d
Hi, sorry, I don’t have information that could be helpful here.
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space jew, etc @jewish.bsky.social · 22d
If one more goddamn Yankees fan complains about Judge again I am going to shove their head into a toilet
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space jew, etc @jewish.bsky.social · 23d
Quoting their own fucking words jfc
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space jew, etc @jewish.bsky.social · 23d
What the fuck??? Can someone privately send me a cap of the post? Getting an awfully queasy feeling about silencing prominent Jews for speaking out about antisemitism
amandasmith.bsky.social Rick Caruso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 23d
The all-knowing bsky mods gave Erin Biba a 24 hour suspension for a months-old skeet about Christian Zionism, and I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that this happened when she’s been vocally criticizing Jay
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space jew, etc @jewish.bsky.social · 23d
If you say this three times, Justice Scalia's ghost materializes and loftily assails you with homophobic slurs.
NPR headline that reads, "Supreme Court term will tackle executive power, executive power, executive power"
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space jew, etc @jewish.bsky.social · 23d
If you say this three times, Justice Scalia's ghost materializes and loftily assails you with homophobic slurs.
NPR headline that reads, "Supreme Court term will tackle executive power, executive power, executive power"
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space jew, etc @jewish.bsky.social · 26d
Do you think the Brits do their funny lil accents still when nobody’s watching?
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space jew, etc @jewish.bsky.social · 28d
Someone tell Alex Bregman he can’t play on Yom Kippur. Send in Koufax.
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space jew, etc @jewish.bsky.social · 28d
GAME THREE LETS GO
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space jew, etc @jewish.bsky.social · 28d
This is just the Aroldis Chapman Experience
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space jew, etc @jewish.bsky.social · 28d
weow
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sad bug @sadbug.bsky.social · 29d
if you wanted to see more, for any godforsaken reason. here's my other accounts
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space jew, etc @jewish.bsky.social · Sep 28
WHY IS THERE A MARCHING BAND IN THE END ZONE
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