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𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘨𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘯𝘰 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴, 𝙨𝙡𝙤𝙬 𝙙𝙤𝙬𝙣. Sonic RP / MVRP Adult Mun / NO LEWD (Gameverse portrayal because IDW's writers don't understand the first thing about his character.)

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Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 17d

"𝐴ℎ, 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑟𝑡 𝑠𝑢𝑖𝑡𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑠𝑜 𝑤𝑒𝑙𝑙.ᐟ"

⇲ - 𝙇𝑒𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑎𝑟𝑦 𝙒𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝙈𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟
⦉ ＰｏｗｅｒｆｕｌＡｅｒｏｋｉｎｅｔｉｃ ⦊

⇲ - 𝙁𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝙏𝘩𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑖𝑛 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝙐𝑛𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑒
⦉ ＰｅｅｒｌｅｓｓＲａｃｅｒ ⦊

⇲ - 𝙇𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑓 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝘽𝑎𝑏𝑦𝑙𝑜𝑛 𝙍𝑜𝑔𝑢𝑒𝑠
⦉ ＮｏｔｏｒｉｏｕｓＫｉｎｇｏｆＴｈｉｅｖｅｓ ⦊

𝙒𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑛 𝑏𝑦 weer

#MVRP
#SonicRP

(Mun is an adult)
(NO LEWD)

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 19m

"Ack...d...d-damnit...what...what was that?"

It was like the energy of it that it gave off was...sapping at his strength. The Rogue could feel a wave of dizziness wash over him, a splitting pain piercing at his skull as he struggled to keep tabs of the world spinning around him.

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 19m

-pulsing with dark energy.

"Shit."

Leaping forward, the Babylonian hit the deck as this purple spear whizzed overhead, leaving a far more sizable blast in its wake.

Even though it didn't hit him, Jet was struggling to get back to his feet, stumbling somewhat as he clutched at his forehead.

...

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 19m

-in midair, vaulting over yet another chaos spear as it flew just beneath him and fizzled out in the distance.

"Ha!," the avian cawed, posing on his landing with a dramatic flair as he slung his arms back. "I'm just too fast to-!"

Jet cut himself off as he saw the final spear,-

...

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 19m

A number of spears, crackling with energy, all came rushing towards him. A quick hop back, then another, spear after spear chased the bandit and crashed to the ground, billowing dirt and smoke from each impact where Jet stood just heartbeats ago.

With one final leap, the Rogue arced back-

...

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 19m

-to rest the back of the palm against his beak.

As he nursed this new bruise, the bandit's prized Bashosen would continue to soar through the air, arcing back towards their owner as they both snapped cleanly into the hawk's grasp.

Jet had no time to rest, however.

...

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 19m

The satisfaction of landing such a blow was cut short by a swipe across the avian's beak, launching the bandit flying back through the air.

His hand lunged out, springing against the ground to catch himself in mid-motion and touch down gracefully on his feet, an arm brought up-

...

𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙿𝙴𝙽𝚄𝙻𝚃𝙸𝙼𝙰𝚃𝙴 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝚃𝙾𝚃𝚈𝙿𝙴 @pen-ultralifeform.bsky.social · 16d

—The Dark javelin, he threw it as well. If something or someone were to get hit by the dark javelin, it would hurt, of course, mentally and physically.

That was the perk of dark Gaia energy, it mixed well with chaos, creating new capabilities he could exploit.

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 58m

(( Teetering between "catch up on weeks-old replies I wanted to do for ages" and "Eh I just wanna do another tweeetch stream" ))

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 1h

"So...hold up."

"You said you were born. Like...BORN born? But you're born with robot bits? Or is the whole process like some sci-fi bio-mechanical stuff, too?"

It was clear from his expression that Jet was having a hard time grasping it all...but at least the bird was trying.

Tron Bonne @heroicmisadventure.bsky.social · 2h

“Okay so… the people where I’m from aren’t truly human as uh actual humans died out a LONG LONG time ago.
I’m what’s called a Carbon. Artificial human.

Carbons are sort of a mix between being both organic and mechanical so yeah sort of like a cyborg but the mechanical aspect is with us—

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 3h

"Wait...what? Seriously?"

"So like...are we talking full-on android or like some crazy cyborg kid?"

"Wait, hold up. YOU wouldn't happen to be some kinda robot, too?," the hawk suddenly blurted out, before ammending himself. "Wait...but you HAVE a robot, right? So you wouldn't need to be one?"

...

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 3h

It seemed the more the avian spoke, the more he just confused himself on the matter.

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 3h

"Wait...what? Seriously?"

"So like...are we talking full-on android or like some crazy cyborg kid?"

"Wait, hold up. YOU wouldn't happen to be some kinda robot, too?," the hawk suddenly blurted out, before ammending himself. "Wait...but you HAVE a robot, right? So you wouldn't need to be one?"

...

Tron Bonne @heroicmisadventure.bsky.social · 3h

“Okay, okay…
whew.

The reason my little brother is like 8ft tall is because he’s very robotic/mechanical.
Essentially a giant walking mech.”

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 3h

"AY!"

"AYAYAYAY!"

"QUIT LAUGHING AND EXPLAIN THIS WHAT DO YOU MEAN AM I RUNNING INTO SOME HONEY I BLEW UP THE KIDS STUFF HERE WHADDYA MEAN EIGHT FEET TALL!?"

"DID YOU NAME THE BABY MONGO DOES THE BABY EAT NOTHING BUT PROTEIN AND RAW STEAK WHAT THE HELL!?"

Tron Bonne @heroicmisadventure.bsky.social · 3h

Tron was having a laughing fit now.
Was she trolling him???

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 3h

"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN EIGHT FEET TALL!?"

...He couldn't stop himself from blurting that one out.

Reposted by Jet the Hawk

Cloud the Bluebird @hydrosongbird.bsky.social · 3h

"Jet is getting thoroughly mindfucked this morning."

Cloud, you may wanna rephrase that...

"It's a rare sight, because usually he's the one doing the fucking—"

CLOUD.

"— so it is extremely entertaining watching the tables turn on him."

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 3h

Yeah, yeah. You and every other idiot that thinks they're tough.

Get in line. I've fought plenty of people four times your size. I don't see what makes you so special with that squeaky toy you call a hammer.

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 3h

"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN EIGHT FEET TALL!?"

...He couldn't stop himself from blurting that one out.

Tron Bonne @heroicmisadventure.bsky.social · 3h

“I would say he’s about maybe 8ft tall.”

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 3h

"Whaddya mean he's bigger than..."

Jet scratches his chin.

"How...how big is this kid, then!?"

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 3h

"Whaddya mean he's bigger than..."

Jet scratches his chin.

"How...how big is this kid, then!?"

Tron Bonne @heroicmisadventure.bsky.social · 4h

Tron snickers.
“To be fair, Bon isn’t exactly ‘little’.
He is bigger than both my older brother and I.”

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 4h

"WAITWAITWAITWAIT"

"You're telling me this little squirt was doing heists since he was THREE YEARS OLD!?"

The hawk drops his head into his palm.

"Sheesh, I'm already feeling old. Like the next generation's gonna come and one-up me before I even hit twenty."

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 4h

"WAITWAITWAITWAIT"

"You're telling me this little squirt was doing heists since he was THREE YEARS OLD!?"

The hawk drops his head into his palm.

"Sheesh, I'm already feeling old. Like the next generation's gonna come and one-up me before I even hit twenty."

Tron Bonne @heroicmisadventure.bsky.social · 5h

Tron grins.
“Again that’s how old he is right now, we’ve been pirates for a couple years now.
It would make a lot more sense to you if you actually saw him.”

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 5h

"FIVE!?"

"Sheesh, I was still just in training when I was five!"

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 5h

And people say I'm the one who overestimates their strength.

𝗥𝗼𝘀𝘆 @cosmic-eternity.bsky.social · 5h

I can DEFINETLY take knuckles in an arm wresting competition, there's NO doubt about THAT!

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 5h

"FIVE!?"

"Sheesh, I was still just in training when I was five!"

Tron Bonne @heroicmisadventure.bsky.social · 5h

“Well currently Bon is 5.”

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 5h

"Even younger? Sheesh, and here I thought I had the market cornered on pre-pubescent heisting. How young could they actually be?"

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 5h

"Even younger? Sheesh, and here I thought I had the market cornered on pre-pubescent heisting. How young could they actually be?"

Tron Bonne @heroicmisadventure.bsky.social · 18h

“Ha! I wonder if folks felt the same whenever they run into my little brother.
Would you believe me if I said he is even younger than 7?”

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 1d

"By the time anyone even realized there was an emergency, we'd already airlifted out a quarter ton of the 24 karat good stuff."

"Pretty impressive for what was a bunch of pre-teens back then. Getting robbed blind by a group led by a freakin' seven-year-old must have been embarrassing."

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 7h

Ugh...crawling back into bed.

I can't waste my time up all night worrying.

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 7h

Can't sleep. Of course I can't sleep. Damnit I can NEVER fucking sleep. Anytime ANYTHING goes wrong it fucks with me.

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 14h

"Damnit damnit damnit damnit DAMNIT."

"How the hell do I keep getting myself into this shit!?"

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 15h

I am now reaching through the fourth wall to STRANGLE YOU.

𝕄𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣⚡𝕠𝕗⚡ℙ𝕦𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕥𝕤 @technomancercat.bsky.social · 15h

Xandr

Still can't get a neck like CorpseGrinder...

Skill issue.

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 15h

HELLO HI I'M THE ONE WHO LISTENS TO POWER METAL.

ME. JET THE HAWK.

I AM TALKING DIRECTLY TO YOUR WRITER. FUCK THE FOURTH WALL.

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 15h

HELLO HI I'M THE ONE WHO LISTENS TO POWER METAL.

ME. JET THE HAWK.

I AM TALKING DIRECTLY TO YOUR WRITER. FUCK THE FOURTH WALL.

𝕄𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣⚡𝕠𝕗⚡ℙ𝕦𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕥𝕤 @technomancercat.bsky.social · 15h

Xandr

Shadow would not be listening to power metal... The hedgehog is 50+ years old, he probably would be listening to The Beatles.

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 16h

"Screw that! I've heard enough outta you! I don't give a damn how I fit into whatever goals you've got or what thinly-veiled threats you decide to throw my way. I'll suffer all the 'bad luck' you've got planned for me before I ever decide to do anything for you!"

"And that's FINAL!"