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Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 5h

"Where's Grandma's Boy?!?!!?!?"

Me in the Criterion closet

Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 5h

The red neon vacancy sign on the Sandman Motel across the street is reflecting in the puddles on the rain soaked concrete outside

Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 5h

I used to prefer heavy rain, like, if you're going to rain, rain, but these days I appreciate a nice sprinkle

Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 5h

Watching Bug again, my second favorite comedy after Leaving Las Vegas

Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 5h

Sending my neighbors into a rage because I keep boiling a kettle to make a relaxing cup of tea

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Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 6h

Pretty sure Boyardee had a rat under his chef's hat

Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 6h

They name burgers after people at the Donner Party themed restaurant not too far from here

Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 6h

The Winchester Mystery House isn't that scary but it does have really nice gardens

Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 6h

The smallest thing i've kissed was a banana slug and the biggest thing I've kissed was an orca

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Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 6h

Testing fate by saying I haven't had a case of the itchies in years

Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 6h

It should be spelled Medusssa

Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 6h

I wish John Lennon had lived long enough to write a song about how disappointed he was in Sean

Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 7h

Now I'm watching movies and shows and saying things like "Nice bathrobe!"

Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 7h

I'm not lazy, I'm stop-motion

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Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 8h

Electric Big Wheel

Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 8h

Writing the climactic scene in the movie where the musical hero wows the crowd by doing each line of 99 Bottles Of Beer in a different musical style

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Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 8h

My rap name is D+

Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 10h

Unfortunately I never had a pipe era but I still think of sitting in a chair by a fire with a brandy smoking a pipe and going "Mmmyesss"

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Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 10h

I just don't see myself having a specific bedtime ever again

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Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 12h

I wonder how many kids forgot their landline numbers and never made it back home and just joined the circus or started working at carnivals in the old days

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Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 12h

Jack Black should have gotten a Nobel Peace Prize for his performance in I Still Know What You Did Last Summer

Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 12h

Wore my beanie to the mini-mart earlier

It felt good

With my mask it's like I'm just a pair of eyes walking around

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Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 13h

I personally love movie production company logos

They're soothing to me

Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 13h

Nowadays people knocking on my door isn't always bad news so I don't mind it too much but it's not something I've traditionally enjoyed

Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 13h

Pixar's Canadian Thanksgiving