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I feel really bad for talented authors who want to make a career as genre novelists nowadays because they have a higher chance of being struck by lightning twice than getting a manuscript published

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Jesse @jessedumb.bsky.social · Sep 13

I don't remember it but it seems self-explanatory

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Jesse @jessedumb.bsky.social · Sep 13

EEG stands for

Elegant

Effervescent

GHair

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Jesse @jessedumb.bsky.social · Sep 13

a redpresentative, if you will

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Jesse @jessedumb.bsky.social · Sep 13

He just got stuck in that old man's cave for awhile

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Jesse @jessedumb.bsky.social · Sep 13

It turns out we all wanted something else to get us through this

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Jesse @jessedumb.bsky.social · Sep 13

Never. The Byzantine Empire, on the other hand...

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SneezingWithWetMascara @wetmascara.bsky.social · Sep 13

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing

Dried up alleged alien corpse in a satin lined coffin.

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Jesse @jessedumb.bsky.social · Sep 13

Petrification during Slumber

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Jesse @jessedumb.bsky.social · Sep 13

Petrification

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Jesse @jessedumb.bsky.social · Sep 13

You won't regret watching those 26 seconds

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · Sep 13

People think octopuses love October because they both begin with "octo" but the truth is that octopuses spend the whole month getting excited for Halloween because they are capable of giving out candy extremely quickly & efficiently.

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Jesse @jessedumb.bsky.social · Sep 13

Did not expect enthusiastic Citizen Kane hate

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