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Jenny

@jennycrowitch.bsky.social

400 followers 270 following 2.9K posts

Forklift certified and here for a good time. Precious orc girl. Poster of shitty Polaroids in this modern age. for photography shots: https://www.instagram.com/jennycrowitch/

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Jenny @jennycrowitch.bsky.social · 2h

Girl, you can call me Mitch McConnell cause I'm falling for you

Jenny @jennycrowitch.bsky.social · 14h

Bill Turd the science nerd

Jenny @jennycrowitch.bsky.social · 21h

Been a banger couple days lol

Jenny @jennycrowitch.bsky.social · 22h

Guess who's laid off

Jenny @jennycrowitch.bsky.social · 1d

i apprently didn't finish the trans tree in homo-linguo.

Jenny @jennycrowitch.bsky.social · 1d

sad bc imo luncheon is a beautiful word.

Jenny @jennycrowitch.bsky.social · 1d

bestie dumps me
dad fuckin dies
lose long term job
car fuckin dies

Oh hey, your new job requires you to drive 70 miles a day and the new vehicle you drives gets 15mpg, be fucking thankful. Also you make $5 less an hour.

sister tries to kill herself
nephew breaks neck

Jenny @jennycrowitch.bsky.social · 1d

what a shit year 2025 has been.

Jenny @jennycrowitch.bsky.social · 1d

3 followers from 400, incidentally

Jenny @jennycrowitch.bsky.social · 1d

instead I my insides just AAAAHHHHHHHH without me even knowing.

Jenny @jennycrowitch.bsky.social · 1d

My bio if I was normal but still queer: Hey, I'm Jenny! (any/all but she/her preferred) I like to make jokes and friends along with those jokes! Music conversations welcome :)

Jenny @jennycrowitch.bsky.social · 1d

Permission to DM cause it's a whole thing and you'll kinda get it?

Jenny @jennycrowitch.bsky.social · 1d

So uhhh my nephew was in a really bad car accident and broke his neck. Not paralyzed but he's gonna be in one of those weird "don't chew your stitches" braces for a while.

Jenny @jennycrowitch.bsky.social · 2d

Charlie Brown had hoes-type post.

Jenny @jennycrowitch.bsky.social · 4d

Shia Lebouf's face is an ashtray. Put your cigarettes out on it.

Jenny @jennycrowitch.bsky.social · 4d

The Gallagher bros were so weak, they could only fight each other though Twigs with unibrows.+

Jenny @jennycrowitch.bsky.social · 4d

I could defeat Rivers Cuomo in hand to hand combat.

But I would feel bad afterwards.

Jenny @jennycrowitch.bsky.social · 4d

Snuggies were mocked when they first came out but they're actually p fuckin awesome.

Jenny @jennycrowitch.bsky.social · 4d

being trans is hard when you're birthed with a D&D Dwarven build.

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rabid🦊wolf🌈 @tallwolf.bsky.social · 12d

our new to us jeep broke down and with it, our only income. 💔 Gwen works as a delivery driver since i lost my job, but without a car, we’re stuck

we’re raising $4,000 to lease an electric vehicle so she can get back to work this month. Every donation helps — even $10 — and shares mean the world 💜

Donate to Help Gwen Get Back on the Road (and Back to Work), organized by Amber Dawn

Our only car broke down, and with it, our only income. My fiancée Gwen i… Amber Dawn needs your support for Help Gwen Get Back on the Road (and Back to Work)

Jenny @jennycrowitch.bsky.social · 5d

Not THOSE friends

Jenny @jennycrowitch.bsky.social · 5d

introduce me to your hot friends that like weird fat chicks

Jenny @jennycrowitch.bsky.social · 5d

I'm not a monster, I'm just fat.

Jenny @jennycrowitch.bsky.social · 5d

I forgot about the updates thing. I don't want Windows 11.

Jenny @jennycrowitch.bsky.social · 5d

Be nice to me and fav this as I get back into my hobby! Or else I will physically fight your or else! :)

Jenny @jennycrowitch.bsky.social · 5d

Today's shots. Told you I touched grass.

Polaroid picture of a brick enclave in a garden with conifers behind it. The sky is gray and overcast.

Polaroid picture of a small garden staircase in a garden, leading to an open gate. The sun shines on the stairs while the surrounding trees shadow the gate.