kissing the chromium-filled ground of jersey city, my home, after a 5-hour commute

“these are not the young republicans of my youth” - pundit whose nickname in his College Republicans Club was Gay Jared

Bill Ding
Cut Bank, MT

“i’ll just have tap water, please, i am saving up for a boat”

tired: avocado toast
wired: can of soda at the marriot

oh now that i have checked out, i want to share that the *marriot* charges *$6* for a *can* of *diet pepsi*. i would never comply with such a transaction, especially for the worst soda on the market, but i just wanted to share what a wild world we live in

a classmate in college who was a Train Guy bought a rail car and rented space for it on an unused track. he invited me to it but i declined because i was too young to be murdered

just seeing a lot of unused boats on this train ride

that’s not true, i would sell the boat, leave the water alone

i will never own a boat but if i owned a boat i would be using it like all the time

DANCEDUO.BMF

HOSE.BMF

the evil side up asymmetric tealight duo is unscented - you're welcome! unlike the sunny side up duo they were inspired by, these introduction a third wick because 3 is a scary number

bugsrock.online/shop#!/evil-...

red dead redemption subreddit filled with d’angelo tributes. what a career.

*checks “successfully retrieve glasses from the legal seafood lost and found” off bucket list*

mtg in 1997: this card is selenia, a guardian angel from the heavenly realm of serra. twisted by the phyrexians, she drove crovax of urborg insane with unrequited love

mtg in 2025: this card is spongebob. from spongebob squarepants

mtg in 2035: we ran out of ideas. this card is your coworker jeff

it’s so clear he loves nyc and he loves people, well above the very low bar we are used to with politicians of all levels!

that’ll be $28 at downtown yogurt

I can’t help but think today about how many young people were savaged on social media, branded as anti-semites and abandoned by their schools for daring to call for a ceasefire. I remember saying that it was the first time I can remember that calling for ceasefire was regarded as a hostile demand.

"This website is free" No. This website comes at a terrible cost

a critical thing to understand about the days before cell phones was that the phones, which were all numbered together, didn't move

I thought this was lovely.

rip cheetoh

just like Apple product update time