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Elgee Beatty, CPA

@jellywish.bsky.social

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My granddaughter is my pride and joy I am successfully retired and my granddaughter taught me how to block accounts now. I am a PROUD Silurian Hypothesist.

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Elgee Beatty, CPA @jellywish.bsky.social · Mar 28

Who is the Morbius of the left?

Elgee Beatty, CPA @jellywish.bsky.social · 2d

How can I tell if I’m going to pass a vibe check? quick, I’m in a line of cars and I’m coming up in like three minutes

Elgee Beatty, CPA @jellywish.bsky.social · 7d

Excuse me, is this flabber gastproof?

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Greg Egan @gregegansf.bsky.social · 14d

“Well-meaning” people are using machine translation to write Wikipedia articles in languages that they don’t speak themselves, accelerating the degeneration in quality of the web corpus for several languages with relatively few native speakers.

www.technologyreview.com/2025/09/25/1...

How AI and Wikipedia have sent vulnerable languages into a doom spiral

Machine translators have made it easier than ever to create error-plagued Wikipedia articles in obscure languages. What happens when AI models get trained on junk pages?

www.technologyreview.com

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Elgee Beatty, CPA @jellywish.bsky.social · 14d

If you can't handle me at my "to each according to need" then you don't deserve me at my "from each according to ability".

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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 18d

IMHO, LLMs will be an economic negative for years.

They'll do a worse job than humans,

but will still replace humans because they're cheaper for employers,

but really they're costlier, it's just that lots of costs get externalized to society by our horrible energy/tax policies.

Lose-lose-lose.

The Real AI Risk is ‘Meh’ Technology That Takes Jobs and Annoys Us All

While AI doomsday scenarios dwell on the risks posed by superintelligent robot overlords, one Nobel-Prize winning economist fears a more mundane possibility.

www.bloomberg.com

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Elgee Beatty, CPA @jellywish.bsky.social · 14d

that's Old Lady Groyper's place. We don't play around there because, well… my mom says it's not safe.

Elgee Beatty, CPA @jellywish.bsky.social · 14d

A retro-style image featuring a person wearing a glossy black motorcycle helmet and leather jacket, reflected computer screen and keyboard visible in the visor. The background is filled with purple lightning and neon streaks, evoking 1980s sci-fi aesthetics. At the top, bold text reads “Y’ALL EVER JUST POST SOME BULLSHIT,” and below a yellow sticker-like badge on the left that says “ON THE STUPID" and then neon script that says “Fucking INTERNET?” The overall design parodies vintage magazine or VHS art.

Elgee Beatty, CPA @jellywish.bsky.social · 14d

There's no "quiet part" to say out loud anymore, they're just actively organizing in public and destroying all the institutions that could stand in the way (paper tigers though they were)

Elgee Beatty, CPA @jellywish.bsky.social · 16d

The genius logic of the NATO phonetic alphabet

YouTube video by RobWords

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Elgee Beatty, CPA @jellywish.bsky.social · 20d

That dual-move of massive reinvestment in AI and robotics during unemployment would probably result in worsening general conditions for most workers.

Elgee Beatty, CPA @jellywish.bsky.social · 20d

would focus investment on real assets (e.g. commodities, utilities, infrastructure and land) and industrial sectors like automation that businesses strapped for cash will turn to after laying off as much of their workforce as possible.

Elgee Beatty, CPA @jellywish.bsky.social · 20d

Today's central banks are dramatically more interventionist, so you'd expect the opposite macro-effects (i.e. huge inflation) as a result of intervention, which means cash and T-bills would be a bad move. It seems like a modern investor concerned about a potential depression…

Elgee Beatty, CPA @jellywish.bsky.social · 20d

If you were an investor as the Great Depression was beginning, the smart move would've been to preserve purchasing power to time re-entry. It made sense to hold cash, or buy Tbills or gold. Mining, real estate and blue-chip industrial equity were the best survivors.

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Boycott Citizens Bank @boycottcitizens.bsky.social · 25d

🚨 HUGE ICE procurement activity this week:

• Detention/transportation contracts: $91.7M

• Significant spending on weapons & ballistic/tactical gear: $74.6M

• GPS monitor-based alternative-to-detention program: $22M

• Current total: $218.6M | Potential total: $1.3B

Table listing ICE contract recipients, cities, award descriptions, and dollar amounts. High-value awards include:

CoreCivic ($35.6M) for detention/transport at California City Detention Center.

BI Incorporated ($22M) for the Intensive Supervision Appearance Program (ISAP).

GEO Group ($21.3M) for detention services at Houston’s Montgomery Processing Center.

Akima Infrastructure Protection ($19M, potential $73M) for housing at Krome Processing Center, FL.

Lionheart Alliance ($15.5M) for ballistic helmets.

Price Modern ($14.3M) for office furniture.
Other entries ($3M–$10M) cover firearms, tactical gear, laptops, rifles, ballistic plates, and Tasers.

Continuation of ICE contract table. Awards in the $600K–$3M range, including:

Atlantic Diving Supply for holsters, pistol lights, law enforcement gear.

Thomson Reuters ($1.75M, potential $3.5M) for maritime analysis tools.

Greenbrier ($1.66M) for Cisco networking hardware.

Blue Tech ($1.59M) for security management software.

Koniag IT ($1.5M, potential $8.9M) for document fraud analysis software.

FCN Inc. and Glock Inc. for laptops, weapons parts, and accessories.
Overall theme: firearms equipment, IT infrastructure, laptops, and digital forensics.

Table of smaller ICE contract awards ranging from ~$30K to ~$600K. Examples:

FCN Inc. ($492K) for network appliances.

Anacapa Micro ($465K) for Juniper equipment.

Blue Tech ($442K) for videoconferencing systems.

Lionheart Alliance ($407K) for Glock optics mounting plates.

DISYS Solutions ($385K) for firewall devices.

Prime Masonry ($100K) for garage doors at Port Isabel detention center.

Software Information Resource Corp. ($97K) for iMazing mobile backup licenses.

Colonial Parking ($58K) for ICE staff parking in Washington, DC.
Mix of IT, infrastructure, law enforcement gear, building repairs, and facility services.

Final page of ICE contract table, showing awards under $25K plus a major multiyear total.

Avaya Federal Solutions ($24K, $8K, $4K) for VOIP phones.

Skopenow ($19.5K) for intelligence-report software.

All American Cabling ($6K) for fiber installation.

Small contracts ($4K–$30K) for security systems and cabling.

Large cumulative ISAP contract: BI Incorporated, potential total $1.02B.
Summary totals at bottom: $218.6M current, $1.33B potential contracts.

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Elgee Beatty, CPA @jellywish.bsky.social · Sep 27

Big USD energy

Elgee Beatty, CPA @jellywish.bsky.social · Sep 20

No Leftist would write “if you’re reading this you’re gay” because *Leftists don’t make gay jokes like this*

He was irony-poisoned to the point of nihilism and apoliticality (fascism)

Countless conservatives lust after transwomen (“traps”) and it damn certainly does NOT imply progressive politics

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Mekka Okereke @mekka.mekka-tech.com · Sep 8

Shout out to everyone only now learning that "Albert Einstein was reclusive at the end of his career, shunning public engagements."

Really meant,

"For the last *20 years* of his career, Einstein opposed US racism by only speaking publicly at Historically Black Colleges and Universities (HBCUs).

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Elgee Beatty, CPA @jellywish.bsky.social · Sep 9

Necessity is the MILF of invention

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · Sep 7

Single-panel Gary Larson cartoon from 1981.
Two people emerge from an underground shelter into a blasted landscape of flaming craters under toxic purple and red skies.
The guy throws up his arms in delight, saying: "Thank God, Sylvia! We're alive!"

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Elgee Beatty, CPA @jellywish.bsky.social · Sep 7

Foldable phones are a bad idea: more parts that can break, on an already fragile device, with not a big-enough screen to justify the tradeoffs. Instead, make it easy to plug the phone into a monitor to be your computer when you get to a desk!

Elgee Beatty, CPA @jellywish.bsky.social · Sep 6

Das Twat (Vol. 1)

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Elgee Beatty, CPA @jellywish.bsky.social · Sep 2

I don't know who Merge is or why you keep having conflicts with them, but they sound toxic and you should cut them out of your life.

Elgee Beatty, CPA @jellywish.bsky.social · Aug 18

I don't want to seem ungrateful, but your gift frankly sucks

Elgee Beatty, CPA @jellywish.bsky.social · Aug 15

everyone angry I get paid $75 per post on this website

Elgee Beatty, CPA @jellywish.bsky.social · Aug 15

I'm getting a couple pounds of Bella Chow for my little pitties. I love being a pittie mommie