Jeff
@jeffwantpoppers.bsky.social
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Can’t believe my homies don’t appreciate my stupid millennial humor
In my best Fred Durst voice: I did all for the gnocchi
This is the Wario version of Gritty
When dudes buy a cybertruck
They picked a good account to follow tbh
In my best Fred Durst voice: I did all for the gnocchi
“Why listen to RHCP” would have worked too
This is the world the radical left wants
The NY Times: Some experts say his tweet isn’t factually correct
I felt like that stupid ass song was on every other page.
I shot a Halloween porn. It’s called 28 Cums Later
I shot a Halloween porn. It’s called Night of the Giving Head
I shot a Halloween porn. It’s called the pussy Terminator
I’m reading Hell House an it’s basically horror smut
Chali 2na so underrated
One of my dogs went absolutely nuts at this commercial. Hair standing up nuts.

Get it off the air.
I have a feeling they would crush it
Pennywise, in a cover band: this next song is also Float On
US Catholics are going to be mad about this at church today
Same energy as Pelosi thinking she cooked with tic-tac-toe
Taylor Swift while listening to Where is My Mind by the Pixies: this guitar would be perfect for me the sing about Travis Kelce’s hog and how wet he makes me
Every Dem leader and candidate should be saying this
My Tigers gonna beat the Cubs to that
What a world we live in