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jeffjefferson89.bsky.social
🎃 Jeff 🎃
@jeffjefferson89.bsky.social
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my name is jeff 👍 36 he / him
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🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 12h
yeah i can get down with that

enjoy your catacombs =]
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🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 13h
if you can fit a basketball up ya butt u win 🏆
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🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 13h
"NBA" stands for national buttstuff association
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🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 13h
the sexual tension between me and an incoming comet
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🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 13h
hey im an aries
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 20h
I want to live in a world where we can dance if we want to, but we refuse to leave our friends behind even if they don't dance.
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🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 13h
what about a train pulled by a bunch of horses 🤔
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🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 13h
it does :)

the original quote was about cybertrucks, though
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🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 14h
"women don't like the vehicle"

my brother in christ, nobody likes the vehicle
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🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 16h
i'm on the porch you fuckaas birch
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🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 16h
we need a disney princess who is but a reanimated skeleton ☠️
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🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 19h
it's 73 human degrees outside today that's crazy
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🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 19h
edible flannel shirts

FLANnel shirts

attract all the bees you want :)

& all the bees

you need ;)
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🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 19h
geese that shoot laser beams out of their eyes

send tweet
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🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 1d
they should invent a suffering that ends
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🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 1d
we need a disney princess who ties her hair up with a chip clip
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spooky enjoyer @ryotlgf.bsky.social · 4d
we all have that one homie whose sunken black eyes glisten like sapphires in their sockets, whose voice sends shivers down your neck like the gale of the north wind
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🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 1d
reading some people's skeets be like
This book is not only useless but even harmful.
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🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 2d
responding to literally everything someone says with "well, that's a thinker" until i get bludgeoned with a wiffleball bat
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🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 2d
cotton candy grape time 😎
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🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 2d
things my connie is :

>a laotian

things my connie does :

>lives next door to me
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🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 2d
deliver us from evil (not eating sweet and sour chicken)
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🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 2d
yearning hard or hardly yearning?
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🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 2d
food, i think
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🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 2d
do you got games on your scrying mirror
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