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jeff heavydog

@jeffheavydog.bsky.social

6.7K followers 16K following 730 posts

manicposting pixie dream guy. "quality assurance" aka thing-breaker. he/him but not fussy about it. failed writer. old nerd. on a radicalization journey. some may find me annoying, and that is okay. mischief cryptid. shitposter semifinalist.

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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 5h

hey everybody welcome to heavydog wednesday where we elect muslim mayors and kick billionaires in the teeth (with pickaxes)

jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 13d

lookie lookie who's got the cookie

jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 13d

real. bro.

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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 13d

are we still talking about glue

jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 14d

one cannot gay wrong (?)

Isa can't remember what her display name was. @isamclaren.bsky.social · 14d

Oh no. I never ate glue. Am I gaying wrong?

jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 14d

if you ate glue as a kid you're gay now sorry i don't make the rules

jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 14d

if you ate glue as a kid you're gay now sorry i don't make the rules

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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 14d

arf

jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · Sep 12

shoot more right wing pissbabies in their dumb fuckin faces please thank you

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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · Jan 15

not nearly enough dead ceos today

cmon people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · Jul 24

rest in piss bozo

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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · Aug 21

and this is the thanks i get!?

(na na na na)

jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · Aug 21

thin line between yeet and skeet

dangerous

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it’s ya baster boy Nix🦃 @nixostorme.bsky.social · Aug 21

when he’s about to cum and you tie up his foreskin

Serebii.net @serebii.bsky.social · Aug 21

Serebii Picture: Official render for Mega Victreebel www.serebii.net

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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · Aug 21

we should all be too busy killing billionaires to make plans for brunch

jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · Aug 7

people walking, people talking, people bashing their own skulls in

jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · Aug 5

ow cramps

jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · Jul 31

rtbhynu rtbyu ryrb y

jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · Jul 29

GRITS?

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · Jul 29

great things are possible when you physically beat the shit out of fascists

Working Class History @workingclasshistory.com · Jul 29

#OtD 29 Jul 1962 fascist Oswald Mosley tried to march with the Union Movement in Manchester, UK. However, he was attacked by anti-fascists and had to be rescued by police. A Mosley speech later was drowned out by a crowd of anti-fascists. More info: www.patreon.com/posts/e37b-6...

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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · Jul 28

love when a rest in piss bozo skeet pops off

always here for your pissposting needs

jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · Jul 24

rest in piss bozo

jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · Jul 24

rest in piss bozo

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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · Jul 11

dunna dun, dun-dun dun

dunna-dunna dun dun dun

dunna dun, dun-dun dun

dunna-dunna ICEBUSTERS!

jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · Jul 10

i'm not your buddy, fuckhead

jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · Jul 10

WHOSE DICK DO I GOTTA SUCK TO SUCK A DICK AROUND HERE!!??!??!?!?

jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · Jul 3

you are weary of the news

i am actively rooting for the global sport of hunting down billionaires and killing them as painfully as possible

we are not the same

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