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Jazz Robertson @jazzrobertson.bsky.social · Sep 19

welcome to bluesky. we have rules here:
1) slide to the left
2) slide to the right
3) crisscross
4) cha cha real smooth

doug @goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social · Jul 24

welcome to bluesky. we have rules here:

1) park that car
2) drop that phone
3) sleep on the floor
4) dream about me

amy brown @amybrown.xyz · Jul 24

welcome to bluesky. we have rules

1. don't pick up the phone. you know he's only calling 'cause he's drunk and alone
2. don't let him in. you'll have to kick him out again
3. don't be his friend. you're only gonna wake up in his bed in the morning

and if you're under him, you aint getting over him

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Jazz Robertson @jazzrobertson.bsky.social · 1d

what a combo!

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Jazz Robertson @jazzrobertson.bsky.social · 1d

truly

Jazz Robertson @jazzrobertson.bsky.social · 1d

Making music with friends is the only good thing about 2025, also known as the stupidest year to date.
@effinbirds.com gets me.

Woman with an Effin Birds (powered by spite, vulture) shirt, stage with instruments in the background

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Jazz Robertson @jazzrobertson.bsky.social · 2d

“Awww, here comes the waaaambulance again!”

Jazz Robertson @jazzrobertson.bsky.social · 2d

2025 can go straight to hell. 😭

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Soul Legend D'Angelo, 51, Dies After Private Battle with Pancreatic Cancer

Neo-soul legend and "Brown Sugar" singer D'Angelo has died at the age of 51 after a battle with pancreatic cancer, a source confirms to PEOPLE.

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Jazz Robertson @jazzrobertson.bsky.social · 6d

Incredible! 🥹

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David Dark @daviddark.bsky.social · 6d

I wish to state for the record that while I am among "We, the people of the United States of America," my federal government's decision to terrorize #KilmarAbregoGarcia is not one concerning which I was consulted. I stand with him and his family. That's me in the corner.

Nashville citizens standing with the family of Kilmar Abrego Garcia

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Jazz Robertson @jazzrobertson.bsky.social · 7d

For those keeping track, the budget vote failed again today. If Trump violates the law & does not pay federal employees, it looks like they will all have to pay out of pocket for 100% of their health insurance (which on average is over $2,000.00 per month just for medical, not dental & eye).

Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov · 9d

Let me be clear: It’s ILLEGAL to deny federal workers back pay after a shutdown.

There’s a 2019 law that guarantees it, but Trump is once again trying to break the law.

You don’t get to punish people for doing their jobs just because you’re failing at yours.

Jazz Robertson @jazzrobertson.bsky.social · 8d

Nah, she’s about to be financially impacted.

She. Voted. For. This.

a close up of a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and overalls making a funny face .

ALT: a close up of a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and overalls making a funny face .

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Jazz Robertson @jazzrobertson.bsky.social · 8d

Good.

If your business model depends on IP theft, let it burn down and fall into the swamp.

The Verge @theverge.com · May 26

Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry

Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.

buff.ly

Jazz Robertson @jazzrobertson.bsky.social · 9d

I’m firmly convinced that one worships the god they think others deserve. Some folks want the best for others, some folks want the worst.

This also a fine time to remind everyone that Christian ≠ good.

Trey Ferguson @pastortrey05.com · 9d

We have over 16 centuries worth of historical data on Christians building/aligning with empires and doing awful things to each other and others.

Stop insisting that bad actors are not “real” Christians.

Humbly sit with the fact that many real Christians do not follow Jesus. 1/6

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Jazz Robertson @jazzrobertson.bsky.social · 9d

That wasn’t a compliment.

Jazz Robertson @jazzrobertson.bsky.social · 9d

*Satan puts up the No Vacancy sign*

Jazz Robertson @jazzrobertson.bsky.social · 9d

Somebody needs to bully him back to Dave & Buster’s.

Jazz Robertson @jazzrobertson.bsky.social · 9d

CISO, CEO, EA

Jazz Robertson @jazzrobertson.bsky.social · 10d

Three hours to get a 30 minute haircut 🤣

Jazz Robertson @jazzrobertson.bsky.social · 10d

Ro…no.

Repeal the tariffs.

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Oisín McGann @oisinmcgann.bsky.social · 10d

THREE DAYS LEFT! Almost your last chance to get this ebook for FREE.

The First Fire of Halloween has reached No.1 on Amazon US and UK in Children's Multicultural Folk Tales.

In the US: www.amazon.com/gp/bestselle...

In the UK: www.amazon.co.uk/gp/bestselle...

#SpeirGorm #Samhain #PucaFestival

The Amazon.co.uk Best Sellers page for Children's Multicultural Folk Tales and Myths, showing The First Fire of Halloween at No.1. The front cover features a púca, the mythical Irish shape-changer, as a muscular human figure with a goat's head. He's standing in a field in darkness, with a fire blazing in front of him. Inset in the dark sky above and behind him are a pair of yellow goat's eyes. The title is in orange against the sky, and my name is in black against the fire.

The Amazon.com Best Sellers page for Children's Multicultural Folk Tales and Myths, showing The First Fire of Halloween at No.1. The front cover features a púca, the mythical Irish shape-changer, as a muscular human figure with a goat's head. He's standing in a field in darkness, with a fire blazing in front of him. Inset in the dark sky above and behind him are a pair of yellow goat's eyes. The title is in orange against the sky, and my name is in black against the fire.

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Jazz Robertson @jazzrobertson.bsky.social · 10d

When the bubble bursts, we’re cooked.

Jazz Robertson @jazzrobertson.bsky.social · 11d

Bagged San Gorgonio.
It kicked my ass.
I can’t believe we get to live here.

Total mileage: 19
Total time (including breaks): 9:30
Total ascent: 5640ft

#BlackSkyOutdoors

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Jazz Robertson @jazzrobertson.bsky.social · 11d

Clearly, there’s only one Gavin allowed at a time. 😂

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DrDinD.bsky.social @drdind.bsky.social · 15d

Of all the best and kindest humans to ever live, Jane Goodall is near the top of my list.

Rest in Peace, you beautiful soul.

On behalf of the earth, I thank you

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/01/o...

Jane Goodall, Eminent Primatologist Who Chronicled the Lives of Chimps, Dies at 91

www.nytimes.com

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Jazz Robertson @jazzrobertson.bsky.social · 15d

😭😭😭

Jazz Robertson @jazzrobertson.bsky.social · 16d

Money can’t buy good morals, exhibit number eleventy-billion.

Charles PM @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 16d

Fuckin yikes, man

Some comics were transparent about their willingness to ignore their moral convictions in order to play at the festival. “So what, they have slaves?” asked Tim Dillon in a podcast segment that led to his firing from the festival. “They’re paying me enough money to look the other way.” Pete Davidson offered a similar take, acknowledging in a chat with Von that people have asked him why, given his father’s death on 9/11, he would take a paycheck from the Saudi government. He did not address the criticism directly, but he did suggest he was happy to forget 9/11 for the right price: “I just know I get the routing, and then I see the number, and I go, ‘I’ll go.’”

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Jazz Robertson @jazzrobertson.bsky.social · 16d

This is what being untethered to reality looks like.

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