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Jasiri
@jasiri.de
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Druid kleptomaniac. 🔞 Profile background and avatar by @growlbeast.art
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 2d
1 Nurse: It’s become a real problem in this area 2 Nurse: We’ve seen the whole community lost to addiction 3 Show a building sign posted: Westminster ‘X’ Addiction Clinic With various Westminster people or looking at their phones outside it Nurse: Ministers, Spads, Researchers… 4 Nurse: Most mornings we’ll get a call about someone acting strangely [Nurse on phone taking a call] Ok - we’ll be right over 5 Nurse: We just have a gentle chat [Nurses approach a minister –Robert Jenrick? - standing in the Palace of Westminster Minister: I understand your concerns… 6 Nurse: Are you OK love? Minister: Yes I’m just hearing legitimate concerns from real voters 7 Nurse: That’s a robot, a Nazi and a poorly-disguised Russian [Show that the people he is talking to are precisely these characters] Nurse 2: Give us your phone, love 8 Nurse: At the clinic we put them in a Grass-Touching Pod, with a real voter to talk to [We see them back at the clinic, holding the minister's head and pushing him into a glass isolation booth with a grass floor. And it is a baffled looking woman, on a chair, ready to talk to him.] 9 Minister: YOU MUST BE WORRIED ABOUT THE COMING CIVIL WAR [woman looks baffled] 10 woman: I just want a bus service Minister: LOOK AT MY FLAG [produces a St George's flag] [ends]
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Jasiri @jasiri.de · 1d
...singular?
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luke @ new username!!! @earthen-were.bsky.social · 2d
To celebrate my new handle, it's raffle time‼️

There will be two winners!
1st- your choice of a custom ceramic sculpture (6"x6" max) OR a large woodburn (~11"x8" max, have several shapes)
2nd- custom pendant of any animal + woven cord!

to enter, simply follow and repost! ends Dec 1st!
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Nomax @nomax.bsky.social · 3d
Hey, dug out the ol' winter clothes and realized some of them need replacing.

So, to help with that you can currently grab some stuff on sale.

Either my digital downloads, like brushes & tutorial videos:
itch.io/s/162013/aut...

Or prints, with the code VM9B8K:
www.inprnt.com/gallery/nomax/
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Vod @vawdkot.bsky.social · Mar 10
Not sure those briefs are properly Stud-sized 💦

Commission for @jasiri.bsky.social
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Jasiri @jasiri.de · 4d
"Their campaign sounds awesome. They got vore! Why don't we have vore?"
#justDNDthings
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Jasiri @jasiri.de · 5d
Happy to hear!

I'm always stalking your commission openings. ❤️
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Jasiri @jasiri.de · 5d
Every piece of art you post just makes me want to get more for myself 👀
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Ashanti @artshanti.bsky.social · 7d
#portfolioday
Hi! I’m Ashanti an artist from Germany who loves to create animal, paleo and anthropomorphic artwork.
My style is usually colourful with a tad of 80’s, 90’s or futuristic vibes ✨💜✨

artshanti.carrd.co
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Jasiri @jasiri.de · 6d
Here's to eventually being able to form a network of furry commune. And also, happy birthday :D
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Jasiri @jasiri.de · 7d
Aaaaa!
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Jasiri @jasiri.de · 8d
Generally, they did do that in the past (day tickets at least, not sure about anything for the whole con). However, with the new cap in force, I don't know if they'll continue to offer on-site reg.
Might be best to open a ticket to get a definite answer, but I'm not even sure they've decided yet.
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Nomax @nomax.bsky.social · 8d
Pinned post time😱

Artist & Creator of the Conway Visual Novel.
Play Conway: nomaxart.itch.io/conway
Patreon: patreon.com/Nomax
Subscribestar: subscribestar.adult/nomax
Conway Merch & Prints: conwayship.store
Other Links & Socials: solo.to/conway
Business e-mail: [email protected]
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Jasiri @jasiri.de · 8d
I wish I knew where these Steam awards came from, or rather who sent them 👀

I do think these ones describe my personality quite succinctly, though. *maniacal laughter*
A Steam awards page showing some received awards. There's "Wild" (a funky leopard head), Extra Helpful (a fistbump), Mad Scientist (Plasma light globe) and Heartwarming (a heart with sparkles)
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Jasiri @jasiri.de · 8d
a hamster is standing on its hind legs on a trampoline and says duhn duhn duhhnn !!!
Alt: The Dramatic Chipmunk (which is a prairie dog) looking judgingly at Lui
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Jasiri @jasiri.de · 8d
Beethoven's 5th would not be improved by someone singing "DU DU DU DUUUN" along :D
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Jasiri @jasiri.de · 8d
I need to sort my music by "instrumental" and "has someone using the power of speech to add to the song". The latter is nice at times, but most of the time, I prefer not having to listen to $language
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Jasiri @jasiri.de · 8d
Top strange
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Jasiri @jasiri.de · 8d
Definitely Strange
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Felin Felinarius @felfi.bsky.social · 10d
(WARNING BLOOD)

"When we fall....we get the f*ck back up"
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Jasiri @jasiri.de · 9d
Good luck on that, hope it's taken care of soon! :)
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Jasiri @jasiri.de · 9d
They're both looking so happy. ♥️
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Nomax @nomax.bsky.social · 9d
Hey everyone, been sitting on this for a while but we've finally opened a merch store for Conway.

So if you'd like to, for example, ruin Julian's face with your mouse while gaming, then now you can do just that!

conwayship.store

#conway | #fvn | #furryvn
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Jasiri @jasiri.de · 10d
This year is not kind to pets of mine or friends'. I'm sorry to hear that, you have my sympathies :(
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Jasiri @jasiri.de · 11d
♥️
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