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Ⓕгα𝐧𝓢 тόг𝔪ᵉ𝕣

@jargonscotty.bsky.social

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Ⓕгα𝐧𝓢 тόг𝔪ᵉ𝕣 @jargonscotty.bsky.social · 15m

I drank a bottle of caffeine in my dream and woke up.

Ⓕгα𝐧𝓢 тόг𝔪ᵉ𝕣 @jargonscotty.bsky.social · 17m

I don’t want Fusili pasta!
I want MANY silly pasta!

Ⓕгα𝐧𝓢 тόг𝔪ᵉ𝕣 @jargonscotty.bsky.social · 1h

Get in loser, we’re going to pee on Dick Cheney’s grave!

Dead at 84!

Fuckin finally

Ⓕгα𝐧𝓢 тόг𝔪ᵉ𝕣 @jargonscotty.bsky.social · 1h

I don’t give a shit who is on snap and who isn’t.

I want everyone to have food.

Welfare is not a scam.

Some people need help.

Ⓕгα𝐧𝓢 тόг𝔪ᵉ𝕣 @jargonscotty.bsky.social · 1h

I thought he was being sarcastic and flipped the roles

Ⓕгα𝐧𝓢 тόг𝔪ᵉ𝕣 @jargonscotty.bsky.social · 1h

Because it’s actually passive aggressive

Ⓕгα𝐧𝓢 тόг𝔪ᵉ𝕣 @jargonscotty.bsky.social · 5h

I think they’re gonna hack the election of Cuomo to start the war.

Ⓕгα𝐧𝓢 тόг𝔪ᵉ𝕣 @jargonscotty.bsky.social · 5h

You can really feel the aloofness in her gaze upon her husband.

Ⓕгα𝐧𝓢 тόг𝔪ᵉ𝕣 @jargonscotty.bsky.social · 5h

I don’t care. It just makes Mamdani seem even cooler.

Ⓕгα𝐧𝓢 тόг𝔪ᵉ𝕣 @jargonscotty.bsky.social · 11h

A damn shame

Ⓕгα𝐧𝓢 тόг𝔪ᵉ𝕣 @jargonscotty.bsky.social · 11h

Yeah, that happened to me yesterday

Ⓕгα𝐧𝓢 тόг𝔪ᵉ𝕣 @jargonscotty.bsky.social · 18h

Explain it to me like I’m five year olds.

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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 20h

Link's perma ban is wrong and should be reversed. It is shameful that this is still ongoing.

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 1d

That hast by tyranny these many years
Wasted our country, slain our citizens,
And sent our sons and husbands captivate.

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Susan @goduckshoogie.bsky.social · 1d

Me rn:

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Ⓕгα𝐧𝓢 тόг𝔪ᵉ𝕣 @jargonscotty.bsky.social · 23h

Peace

youtu.be/8HvKQZL-A1c?...

Singing for Animals compilation 🥹❤️‍🩹

YouTube video by Plumes

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Ⓕгα𝐧𝓢 тόг𝔪ᵉ𝕣 @jargonscotty.bsky.social · 1d

I figured they would just announce Cuomo as the winner and lock everything down.

Ⓕгα𝐧𝓢 тόг𝔪ᵉ𝕣 @jargonscotty.bsky.social · 1d

Tragic

Ⓕгα𝐧𝓢 тόг𝔪ᵉ𝕣 @jargonscotty.bsky.social · 1d

I was never convinced

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cameron @famousceleb.co · 1d

Art Bell spoke these words on his show nearly 30 years ago, and they're just as true today as they were back then.

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Ⓕгα𝐧𝓢 тόг𝔪ᵉ𝕣 @jargonscotty.bsky.social · 1d

And son, don’t never go in a Stuckeys.

Ⓕгα𝐧𝓢 тόг𝔪ᵉ𝕣 @jargonscotty.bsky.social · 1d

In big cities, it doesn’t matter.
It’s them tiny towns you gotta worry about. Make sure people know where you are.

Ⓕгα𝐧𝓢 тόг𝔪ᵉ𝕣 @jargonscotty.bsky.social · 1d

She’s now working for Anthropic making six figures…

yes, she draws the number six over and over.

Ⓕгα𝐧𝓢 тόг𝔪ᵉ𝕣 @jargonscotty.bsky.social · 1d

“…of” 😀

🤣

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Ⓕгα𝐧𝓢 тόг𝔪ᵉ𝕣 @jargonscotty.bsky.social · 1d

AND FURTHERMORE

It’s not appropriate notation or nomenclature to say a calculation was disrupted by .0000000002 decimal points.

If you’re going to write goddamn science fiction, learn some goddamn basic science and math. You absolute ninnies.