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🏳️‍⚧️ | She/Her | Actually Boring | minors DNI Property of @sinisterkitty81.bsky.social 📝: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Jaqalope/works My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bpqexonhy4onz7pyzf6oqfil/feed/aaagm7kfigkhc

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Jaqalope @jaqalope.bsky.social · Aug 14

My first story is up on AO3

It's called Holding Hands
A story of queer love in a small town

It's a short read, so if you have a few minutes, check it out!

archiveofourown.org/works/69212421

Holding Hands - Jaqalope - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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Jaqalope @jaqalope.bsky.social · 8h

Be the porn you want to see in the world

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"Wuh-wuh-wuh-wafflehouse" Ella Tailor $345/$700 @garaktailor.com · 8h

sometimes the hardest part of going to work is putting on clothes.

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☄️Höllenmädchen☄️ @savean.bzky.team · 17h

My dog moved with me to my new place and he hasn't figured out that his moms slapping each other isn't a bad thing yet.

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V/E/X/X @thenoirgal.bsky.social · 17h

The “why do you get TWO wieners” meme but the top speech bubble says “Gee Jacq, why do you get TWO dommes??” And the bottom speech ballon says “Bottom text”

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Jaqalope @jaqalope.bsky.social · 17h

With her domming you, and you domming me, isn't that like, trickle down ecodommeics?

Jaqalope @jaqalope.bsky.social · 17h

I think now that I have two dommes, I might actually be able to get my shit together

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☄️Höllenmädchen☄️ @savean.bzky.team · 1d

Waiting for a call back from a job at a place called Autotrans.

I don't know what they do, I don't know where they are, I don't know how much they pay, but I need to be the transgirl that works at Autotrans.

I neeeeeed it.

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Jaqalope @jaqalope.bsky.social · 1d

Me and the girlies after a *very* long weekend

Screen capture of Futurama depicting 3 skeletons with shattered pelvises. One is holding a cigarette

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MF VIEWTIFUL @mfviewtiful.bsky.social · 1d

Tag: Corruption, Mind control

Fat Kid Deals @fatkiddeals.com · 2d

This Dominos is in an old Pizza Hut building 😭😭

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☄️Höllenmädchen☄️ @savean.bzky.team · 1d

$236 is all it will take to help keep a kitty healthy and let Maya sleep at night.

The kitty is Eggs and he's the sweetest second only to Maya herself.

Big Demon Energy @mayawest.online · 1d

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💸💕

$236 left on the pinned crowdfund goal for Eggs the cat. I'll be posting the photo of his food when I pick it up so you know it was well spent 🖤

(kidney food is upsettingly expensive)
throne.com/mayawest

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Jaqalope @jaqalope.bsky.social · 2d

I just nutted down her throat and now she's doing German on Duolingo

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Ahorrible Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @assassin-ace.wtf · Mar 3

well I've never tried that but I'm open to new things

The side of a cardboard box that is currently holding jalapenos that reads "fresh vegetables BJ"

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Jaqalope @jaqalope.bsky.social · 2d

💯 Would recommend

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☄️Höllenmädchen☄️ @savean.bzky.team · 2d

Maya asked me to do this and Maya gets what she asks for.

So, @mayawest.online, here it is!

(Anyone else that wants to donate would be shown love as well.)

gofund.me/dfb7feb70

Donate to Help Amy Establish Herself in a New City, organized by Amy De'Ath

Hi, I'm Amy and I recently came out as trans. Because of where I was living and th… Amy De'Ath needs your support for Help Amy Establish Herself in a New City

gofund.me

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Lexi’s Chainsaw Massacre @surrealhousewife.bsky.social · 3d

a well dressed rabbitgirl call her a swagomorph

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Ahorrible Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @assassin-ace.wtf · 3d

life pro-tip: add cheese

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Bad Apple, rotten to the core

Apple Banned an App That Simply Archived Videos of ICE Abuses

Eyes Up's purpose is to "preserve evidence until it can be used in court." But it has been swept up in Apple's crackdown on ICE-spotting apps.

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