Jane Espenson
@janeespenson.bsky.social
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TV Writer: Buffy, Firefly, Battlestar Galactica, Gilmore Girls, Once Upon a Time, Artful Dodger, Foundation, Fallout...
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It's a good first step, surely! Thanks!
What else would help, I wonder? Light-weight shoes, probably? Would jumping help? Can I keep my phone?
A lady on tiktok said that when you’re getting raptured she doesn’t recommend trying to hold on to anything and I initially thought she meant metaphorically, holding onto earthly desires or whatever, but she meant like don’t grab the couch to keep you from floating up through the ceiling. Amazing.
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Okay, New York Times Spelling Bee, I'll make you a deal. Let's each put in a hundred bucks every time you don't recognize the perfectly legitimate word TONTINE, and then whichever of us lives longest gets it.
Oh yes, that's who they *mean*, but I'm always surprised when they don't choose pink or purple for that - those are the colors they find demeaning. Blue hair means old to so many people.
Blue haired people has generally referred to old people. Old ladies with a blue rinse to counteract the yellowing of their white hair. Which makes sense because all the old ladies I know are mad and turning out.
Fantastic read. I'm currently enjoying some King David apples... would love to read a review if you haven't covered them in a previous season.
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good LORD
my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
Books not only teach us about ways to be happy, they *are* ways to be happy.
Oh dear. I've had it too and it makes me mad.
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i soda-fired this orc mug and it came out so perfect. i may never make anything this good again #ceramics #orctober
photo of a hand holding a shiny green mug with an orc face. One ear is a handle the inner part of the same mug, glazed with Reitz Green glaze. it is greenish blue
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Still looking for someone, haven't found a single person so far (that I can contact). I have a 46-episode script that I need translated. This would be a paid job!
Completely unrelated to my 2am doomposting but does anyone know an English to Japanese translator, ideally with experience in screenplays?
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i feel like i need to share this oldie but a goodie today
A tumblr post that reads "WHo would have believed that the perfect wikipedia photo caption could have been improved upon?" Two identical images are then side by side. The first caption is "Piper Kerr, a member of the Scottis National Antarctix Expedition, plays the bagpipes for an indifferent penguin, March 1904". The Caption for the image on the left reads, "Piper Kerr (right), a member of the Scottis National Antarctix Expedition, plays the bagpipes for an indifferent penguin, March 1904"
Anyone else keep hearing this podcast ad for EBay about buying a “vintage banty”?! Oh— band tee. Band tee.
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No it was just a potato that got lost on the way to getting planted last spring, sorry for the SCREAMING.
A MONSTER AN ALIEN TENTACLE MONSTER A potato doing its best