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"No Gimmicks Needed" Steve the Samurai
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"No Gimmicks Needed" Steve the Samurai @jambonibrospizza.bsky.social · Sep 20
Maruzensky: Alright, Trainer! What's on the schedule today?

Me, trying to find out if she's a practicing Calvinist: Uhhh idk, Predestination, maybe?
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Vikram Murthi @fauxbeatpoet.bsky.social · 1d
No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.
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Jeremy Parish, imperial aerosol kid @jparish.bsky.social · 9h
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults-Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe - living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
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Vee @veedraws.bsky.social · 13h
Howdy, Trainer-san!
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"No Gimmicks Needed" Steve the Samurai @jambonibrospizza.bsky.social · 21h
What if I died right after reading this and this was the last thing I saw? Would you be okay with this? I would tell God not to let your white ass into heaven and he would agree.
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 1d
#AEW
Cody Rhodes "My father is Dusty Rhodes" meme from an old WWE video game but it's Darby Allin saying "My father is Mt. Everest"
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"No Gimmicks Needed" Steve the Samurai @jambonibrospizza.bsky.social · 1d
About a decade ago my dad's high school friends had a golf event to raise money for one of them who had gotten sick and named the tournament after their group

It's years later and unfortunately that name has aged very poorly
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"No Gimmicks Needed" Steve the Samurai @jambonibrospizza.bsky.social · 1d
I think a lot of modern video game discourse stems from people thinking that hating and making wojaks = critical thinking
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"No Gimmicks Needed" Steve the Samurai @jambonibrospizza.bsky.social · 1d
His patience, his literacy... we should be proud of him
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"No Gimmicks Needed" Steve the Samurai @jambonibrospizza.bsky.social · 1d
How it feels to be a digital circus fan as a 30 year old man
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Murdoink @murdoink.com · 1d
Jesse Ventura Cortex
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some sort of creature @lesbianlongsword.bsky.social · 2d
my names norm and i want normal pokemon, not wokemon!
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Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 2d
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"No Gimmicks Needed" Steve the Samurai @jambonibrospizza.bsky.social · 2d
An Uma headcanon I have is Ben from Full Throttle being Vodka's dad
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"No Gimmicks Needed" Steve the Samurai @jambonibrospizza.bsky.social · 2d
Mega Starmie
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John Michonski @john.gamesline.net · 2d
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"No Gimmicks Needed" Steve the Samurai @jambonibrospizza.bsky.social · 2d
Hmmmm.... could you translate into YTP speak?
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treacherous deathcat @diablerie.gay · 4d
dont talk to me about this one rn it had me stunlocked
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Wanderjegson @wanderjegson.bsky.social · 4d
There's a Starmie waiting in the sky🎵
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"No Gimmicks Needed" Steve the Samurai @jambonibrospizza.bsky.social · 3d
dude Shadow Moses is literally happening now I shouldn't have done this!!!!!
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"No Gimmicks Needed" Steve the Samurai @jambonibrospizza.bsky.social · 3d
you can inspect my factory anytime bro........
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"No Gimmicks Needed" Steve the Samurai @jambonibrospizza.bsky.social · 3d
I've never made a movie before I don't knoooooooooooow
nesbot.bsky.social NESbot @nesbot.bsky.social · 3d
You're given $1bn to create a 'Metal Gear' movie franchise... what do you do?
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Mr BlondetanamoBay @blondetanamobay.bsky.social · 3d
OH NOOO! Quan Chi trapped Sub-Zero in the Comix Zone.
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Flesh and Blood TCG @fabtcg.com · 4d
Spend $150 or more at the merch booth at World Tour: Philadelphia and get a TEE-RIFFIC alt-art Rhinar, Reckless Rampage promo, his signature weapon, Romping Club, plus a Scorepad and Pencil!* ⛳

Register now for this stop on the World Tour! 👇
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*Limit 1 per person, per day.
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"No Gimmicks Needed" Steve the Samurai @jambonibrospizza.bsky.social · 4d
I am NOT clicking this
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"No Gimmicks Needed" Steve the Samurai @jambonibrospizza.bsky.social · 4d
The guide fell off while I was shaving so now I'm clean shaven