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The Walking Punchline™️
@jaisonatalives.bsky.social
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She/her. 35+. Anime. Games (Switch/PS). Janelle Monáe. Food. Memes. ADHD and ✨beyond✨. Very Black. Somewhat crafty (I make stuff). Two degrees, very unserious. A bunch of SpongeBob references in a trench coat. "Every rule you know is made up." -Me
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the reserves... they're empty 😭 I cannot handle it

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OH WE WEREN'T EVEN THROUGH YET

I CAN'T DO THIS
Just finished Kuma's story. Don't even fucking look at me right now, man.
Just finished Kuma's story. Don't even fucking look at me right now, man.
still not over forgetting my favorite (and only) prescription shades when I cleaned out my totaled car 😭
a man is laying on a couch crying .
ALT: a man is laying on a couch crying .
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Same, same! If it ain't broke, don't fix it!
I agree that the second guy grew on me and one of my saved favorites to sleep to is actually him but the woman's voice is just so jarring I can't 😭
And it can't be the second guy that came on or this random woman who dubs their youtube videos... It has to be the original guy
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I need a plate of wings, solitude, oui’d, a good long sleep, and a hug.

I’m so drained.
🤝🏿🤝🏿🤝🏿 How It's Made is unmatched
🤝🏿🤝🏿🤝🏿🤝🏿🤝🏿 you get it
My all-in-one has more than paid for itself!! The battery jumper came in very clutch and only shaved a few percent off the battery. The air compressor sound raunchy and loud as hell but works quickly!
Had full blown adults with mortgages laugh at teenage me for using "pangs" 🫠 they straight up didn't believe it was a word
Not to be THAT dictionary, but…

It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’
It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’
It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’
It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’
It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'
Speaking for the places near me, the filling just does NOT look the least bit appetizing 😣 my curiosity is the opposite of piqued 😂

Sorry but it just looks like something you'd find in a diaper to me. To me.
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The first two episodes of the revival of Reading Rainbow have nearly 500,000 views each 🤯

Do you know how cool that is for literacy, for book joy?! We are all worthy of reading, we are all readers 💚

And NOW episode three is out! Take a look, it’s in a book 📚🌈🦋

youtu.be/e4VIV48ZB0M?feature=shared
I've been wheezing at this for 40 days and 40 nights
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I’m not ready for this weekend to end.
Thank you 🫂 just taking it day by day

bsky.app/profile/jais...
Thank you. I ended up going back to a former (far less lucrative) industry after struggling to find work and it's been challenging but my sanity is intact. I realized I was tolerating a pretty bad environment to be with that company so I think I'm better off mentally
Thank you. I ended up going back to a former (far less lucrative) industry after struggling to find work and it's been challenging but my sanity is intact. I realized I was tolerating a pretty bad environment to be with that company so I think I'm better off mentally
That place was my dream. Not the fuck anymore.
This came after giving them the year (almost 14 months actually) they said it would take to go direct. I had a hiring "class" of almost 20 people but work "slows down" and you only need to toss one of us out? And yes, I was the only one. Not over it yet and won't be for a long time.