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Jair, The Literary Masturbator

@jairtlm.bsky.social

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Poet, Spoken Word Artist, Figure Skating & Lakers' Fan, Libra ♎, Staring Contest Champion Mrs. Worthington's 4th Period English Class Monroe Jr. High Inglewood, CA tinyurl.com/theliterarymasturbator

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Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 2h

Same #DwayneWade #CandaceParker Same...

#LukaDoncic

#Lakers
#LakersNation
#LakersFamily
#LakersLegacy
#LakersForLife
#TheLakeShow
#BleedPurpleAndGold

Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 4h

Drawing from a deep well of cultural history and her own artistic drive, Lula Washington has pursued her expression of the Black experience with the Lula Washington Dance Theatre for 45 years.

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LULA: Reaching for Your Soul

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Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 5h

#ItIsFinshed

Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 6h

#SorryToThisMan

Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 22h

#TootTootBoopBoopBam
#WeKnowWhenTwoPeopleHunchinHardWeNotDumb

Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 1d

Heifarostical Behavior, B*tch...
#ImPlötzing

Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 1d

This Is The Quintessence Of Eating Someone Up
#ItAintNoFunWhenTheRabbitGotTheGun
#TootTootBoopBoopBam

Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 1d

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How Miss Major Changed My Life: Janetta’s Journey

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Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 1d

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Emily King: Tiny Desk Concert

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Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 1d

I am questioning if any punches landed...

Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 1d

Still One Of My Favorite Moments From The National Spelling Bee #KennyiAouad Spelling "Sardoodledom" At The 2007 Bee...

Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 1d

#TootTootBoopBoopBam

Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 2d

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Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 2d

"Vance told a Turning Point USA crowd that Christianity saved Native Americans from child sacrifice. For centuries, fabricated claims about He's repeating a lie."

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Moral High Ground Doesn't Stand on Children's Bones

Native American Heritage Month Begins With a Lie

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Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 2d

Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 3d

#ToneThatShitDown
#YouDoingTooMuch
#SideEye
#EyeRoll
#ISaidWhatISaid

Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 3d

#RyanCoogler #TessaThompson #OctaviaSpencer and #DanielKaluuya lead an A-list lineup of presenters for #MichaelBJordan American Cinematheque tribute.

The “Sinners” star and “Creed III” director is set to become the 39th recipient of the honor Nov. 20 at the Beverly Hilton in Beverly Hills.

Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 3d

Tina Ballerina Turner
A #DanceTheatreOfHarlem Halloween

Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 3d

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Fuelled by fire: This is the inspiring story of Eliakim Coulibaly 📈🇨🇮

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Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 4d

Great Job By #OxanaVouillamoz & #TomBouvart
Of Switzerland In The Short Program
#SkateCanadaInternational 2025
(He Gets +5 GOE For The Hair)

Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 4d

#ThisIsWhyTheInternetWasInvented
#HappyHalloween

Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 4d

Winner of Halloween 2025

a woman says she gets the crown in a red sweater

ALT: a woman says she gets the crown in a red sweater

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Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 4d

Food Banks & Giveaways in the Oakland area

Here are some resources for you and your family. Includes permanent, year-round assistance organizations as well as temporary offers from local businesses.

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Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 4d

Happy Halloween From Big Mike Myers
#TurnDaBeatUp