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@jahelis.bsky.social

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Jahelis @jahelis.bsky.social · Nov 14

A quick greatest hits recap.

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Jahelis @jahelis.bsky.social · Mar 13

I’m sorry but if I carry a baby for nine months and it comes out looking NOTHING like me??? I would be livid.

Jahelis @jahelis.bsky.social · Mar 5

LOL update. They have not let up !

Jahelis @jahelis.bsky.social · Feb 26

Okay whoever hates me and put a hex on me. Like ok. Enough. That’s enough. You proved your fucking point.

Jahelis @jahelis.bsky.social · Feb 27

Zendaya this is not amateur hour!! Every other acting job was just practice for this gig. This is the fucking big league !!

Pop Base @popbase.tv · Feb 27

Zendaya has joined the cast of ‘Shrek 5’ as Shrek’s daughter.

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ash. @slut4coffeee.bsky.social · Feb 26

having a vibrator die on you when masturbating is like having sex with a man.😭

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Jahelis @jahelis.bsky.social · Feb 26

Okay whoever hates me and put a hex on me. Like ok. Enough. That’s enough. You proved your fucking point.

Jahelis @jahelis.bsky.social · Feb 22

Just heard “life is unpredictable” At a funeral. And I know I’m going to hell cuz my immediate thought was “Wasn’t she in her 90’s?” Like this is the funeral of an extremely elderly woman.

Jahelis @jahelis.bsky.social · Feb 15

Trying to sell some feet pics and finding this community is weirdly hard afff

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Eilani 🤍 @eilani.bsky.social · Feb 14

I’m fucking weak 😩😩😩

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Jahelis @jahelis.bsky.social · Feb 10

and Beyoncé won AOTY? It kinda feel like order is being restored. Kind of need Kamala to spin the block and run again right now. Let's vote rigtht now, I have faith the results will be different.

Pop Base @popbase.tv · Feb 10

The Philadelphia Eagles have won the 2025 #SuperBowl, defeating the Chiefs.

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Pop Base @popbase.tv · Feb 10

“I want to play their favorite song, but you know they love to sue.”

— Kendrick Lamar shading Drake during the #SuperBowl halftime show.

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Jahelis @jahelis.bsky.social · Feb 7

Love Cardi but this songs sucks.

Jahelis @jahelis.bsky.social · Feb 6

And if eggs were the price they should be it would have an estimated value of like 34.89

Pop Base @popbase.tv · Feb 5

Pennsylvania police are scrambling after 100,000 eggs were stolen.

They have a total estimated value of $40,000.

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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · Feb 4

I wonder if Kanye looks at Kendrick and thinks, "That could have been me if I hadn't become a fash weirdo." He probably doesn't have that level of self-awareness though.

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monty @montyxo.bsky.social · Feb 3

THIS IS FOR SELF TITLED. THIS IS FOR LEMONADE. THIS IS FOR RENAISSANCE.

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Itsmanniebaby @itsmanniebaby.bsky.social · Feb 3

He said “Kendrick just opened his mouth, someone go hand him a Grammy right now” and the Grammys said “Bet” #grammys2025

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Jahelis @jahelis.bsky.social · Feb 3

Y’all are so pathetic.

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frankamaya.bsky.social @frankamaya.bsky.social · Feb 3

Kendrick showing up to the Grammys in a Canadian Tuxedo is the amount of ultimate petty I strive to be. #Grammys

Daniel Rodriguez @danrodriguez.bsky.social · Feb 3

There’s a Canadian rapper who’s in for a long month…

Kendrick Lamar with Record of the Year for Not Like Us. The lyrics in the background… 🙃

#grammys