Jack Lewis
@jacklewis.bsky.social
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Cops led us into the street as the new “protest zone” and then beat us repeatedly.

Got hit in the face with a baton. Leaving to pick up my friends who were arrested.

Stay safe out there.
Criticism = accusations
Behaviour = raping children
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Argentina edition of Libertarian bible
50 years and 2 weeks ago, I wrote 'vampires?' on a napkin in a bar in Maine... 2 weeks later, Steal-en King releases Salem's Lot
SALEM'S LOT turns 50 as of today. Didn't know until my pal (and co-writer) Rich Chizmar told me.
I have a follow-up question about Republican Rep. Dave Taylor's swastika flag; specifically about the claim that the swastika is an optical illusion that is difficult to see......
They know they don't have to come up with a good lie because 50% of Americans will agree with it regardless
lol, now they're saying the Nazi flag is an "optical illusion"
Let me tell you about the clickbait articles coming out in Oct 2025 about 'Things You Missed From The Dark Knight Rises'
SCOOP: Top Democrats in Pennsylvania are maneuvering to scrape shit off their shoe, threatening to tear the party apart in the biggest battleground state in the nation.
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This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: In A Bind
In A Bind
theonion.com
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nice

i kiss the leaves on the plant in my bathroom sometimes
I have over 1,000 followers?

1. When did that happen?
2. Why did that happen?
3. Who allowed this to happen?
Is this the movie where the moral of the story is 1) you have to suffer to create good art and 2) Diane Keaton should choose Jack Nicholson over Keanu Reeves?
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thinking about the time a cool Instagram fashion account asked me to name my favorite products and i didn't know i was supposed to name fashion products, so i said pigeon food because i like feeding pigeons and their followers were like "why the fuck do i need pigeon food for my outfit?"
Did he mean androgenous? What was he trying to say?
All hail Grandpa Nurgle ☣️
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Congratulations to Professor Jordan Peterson on being chosen of Nurgle
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I absolutely love how the inflatable costume is taking off for protest! It offers protection in so many fucking ways but if they go into battle, we will need to level the costumes up for extended dancing in tear gas smoke. Let’s talk 🧵🧵🧵🧵
You gotta give ‘em hop.
Top tip: If you put bleach in your eyes, you can't be forced to read this
"These immigrants, comin' over here, they want to start a caliphate! They want Sharia law!

...that's why they don't get that the conch is an allegory for democracy!"
Why would I care if immigrants can explain how Simon is an allegory for Jesus in 'Lord of the Flies'?
Migrants will need A-level standard English to work in UK
It's rude to call Republican evangelists 'bots'
Why would I care if immigrants can explain how Simon is an allegory for Jesus in 'Lord of the Flies'?