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@jackclark86.bsky.social

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Old hippie, terminal, plan to die in Austria in 2026, Lucky Man (ELP 1970) is my jam.

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jackclark86.bsky.social @jackclark86.bsky.social · 5m

It's the stage where your aunt from The Old Country uses the carcass to make turkey broth because "why waste?"

jackclark86.bsky.social @jackclark86.bsky.social · 10m

Nvidia's market cap is $140 million per employee. Why?

jackclark86.bsky.social @jackclark86.bsky.social · 22h

American consumers continue to purchase products made by corporations that refuse to pay a living wage.

Why "look for the union label" when the stuff you want is 50% cheaper on Amazon if produced in Indonesia?

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Saganism @sagan.bsky.social · 23h

"Science is an ongoing process. It never ends. There is no single ultimate truth to be achieved, after which all the scientists can retire."

-Carl Sagan, Cosmos

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jackclark86.bsky.social @jackclark86.bsky.social · 22h

C'mon, I still haven't finished The Tao of Wlillie Nelson.

jackclark86.bsky.social @jackclark86.bsky.social · 22h

ABCWS = Always Be Closing While Smiling

jackclark86.bsky.social @jackclark86.bsky.social · 23h

Pretending to have been auto-penned to establish plausible deniability when facing bribery charges. Trump might remember "what money?" worked for Biden when Hunter's firm secured a billion dollar investment from Chinese company.

jackclark86.bsky.social @jackclark86.bsky.social · 1d

Sometimes I read the news and it makes me angry, but then I remember that Zohran is about to become mayor of NYC, and my anger turns into happy feet.

jackclark86.bsky.social @jackclark86.bsky.social · 1d

Go, Mayor Zohran, go!

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jackclark86.bsky.social @jackclark86.bsky.social · 1d

He doesn't know of a greater criminal in history, confirming what Hitchcock said about actors.

jackclark86.bsky.social @jackclark86.bsky.social · 2d

It's all of a piece of yellowcake.

jackclark86.bsky.social @jackclark86.bsky.social · 2d

I mean, like, why did you have that tattoo?

jackclark86.bsky.social @jackclark86.bsky.social · 2d

A poser is a poser is a poser.

jackclark86.bsky.social @jackclark86.bsky.social · 2d

I've been doing Tai Chi for 30 years. The Mayor is fakin' it, but in a good way!

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jackclark86.bsky.social @jackclark86.bsky.social · 2d

Levites comin', girl you better hide your gold.

jackclark86.bsky.social @jackclark86.bsky.social · 2d

Hell no.

See "The Admirable Crichton".

jackclark86.bsky.social @jackclark86.bsky.social · 2d

Even "Battle Hymn of the Republic"?

jackclark86.bsky.social @jackclark86.bsky.social · 2d

Remember the AI video of Trump in his jet bombing Americans with poop?

That.

jackclark86.bsky.social @jackclark86.bsky.social · 2d

To be clear, I liked your post because your post is true, but I do not like the truth contained in your post.

jackclark86.bsky.social @jackclark86.bsky.social · 3d

Prediction: Nick "sex is gay" Fuentes will be found in his closet, dead from autoerotic asphyxiation while wearing his Ilsa, The SS Shewolf costume.

jackclark86.bsky.social @jackclark86.bsky.social · 3d

I'm 85% cash and fixed income 2 years or less and have never been so freaked about what might lie ahead (and I've been at this for 45 years).

jackclark86.bsky.social @jackclark86.bsky.social · 3d

A tree does not grow to the sky.

jackclark86.bsky.social @jackclark86.bsky.social · 3d

Now I can't get the Donna Sommer tune out of my brain.

(Toot, toot, hey, beep, beep)

jackclark86.bsky.social @jackclark86.bsky.social · 3d

Clearly.

jackclark86.bsky.social @jackclark86.bsky.social · 3d

And it's Larry Ellison's foot inside that boot.