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cinematic genius @itsmrfungible.bsky.social · 4h

they already tried this once, no one bought it

cinematic genius @itsmrfungible.bsky.social · 6h

If he admits it, would anything change? So go ahead Mike

cinematic genius @itsmrfungible.bsky.social · 22h

Billy Joel only drinks Coke. He won't go for orange soda, because it's just a Fanta, see, it's not The Real Thing™️

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cinematic genius @itsmrfungible.bsky.social · 1d

This is a company just begging to be pranked.

"Hi, my company uses child slaves. We keep them in tiny cages at night. We shoot them when they get out of line, and feed their bodies into a meat grinder. Can you write me a two-pager?"

"Widgetco employs young, on-site, motivated talent."

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cinematic genius @itsmrfungible.bsky.social · 1d

when scott bessent gets to hell he's going to ask to speak to the manager

cinematic genius @itsmrfungible.bsky.social · 1d

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Brazil (1985, Terry Gilliam) - Mistake? Haha. We don't make mistakes.

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cinematic genius @itsmrfungible.bsky.social · 1d

But of course

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cinematic genius @itsmrfungible.bsky.social · 1d

$51 million spent on about $500 of production value

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cinematic genius @itsmrfungible.bsky.social · 1d

Considering Mexicans and other immigrants staff most of the kitchens in America, I hope these people never eat out

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cinematic genius @itsmrfungible.bsky.social · 2d

Bang up job T-man

cinematic genius @itsmrfungible.bsky.social · 2d

its either a designer vagina or a
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King Missile - Detachable penis - Promo (The Best Version)

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Dr. Kat Napaaqtuk❄️ @napaaqtuk.bsky.social · 2d

There needs to be more coverage of this in the news. I have read so many stories bout this on Facebook, first hand stories of the terror of that storm, and very little coverage n media.
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Screenshot of a Facebook post. Photo is an elderly woman holding a child on her ap on a couch with flood water around them. Both are wearing jackets inside. Text says: This was after our 1st drift.. staying put for awhile. Our 3rd and final drift was terrifying. House moving fast then we started spinning in circles. While we were spinning in circles my oldest daughter was just staring at me while I held onto my younger two. Kipnuk doesn't look like kipnuk anymore, like more than 3/4 of the homes displaced, power poles fallen. It smells like stove oil outside. Contaminated

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cinematic genius @itsmrfungible.bsky.social · 2d

its impressive that, after failing the country horribly during COVID, the lesson they learned is that we didn't do badly enough

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cinematic genius @itsmrfungible.bsky.social · 2d

always has been

cinematic genius @itsmrfungible.bsky.social · 3d

your honor, i was not parking in a handicapped spot, as evidence please refer to this 4chan post

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cinematic genius @itsmrfungible.bsky.social · 3d

You know this is going to fail and become a worse clusterfuck than before. Might as well mentally prepare

cinematic genius @itsmrfungible.bsky.social · 3d

liberal mustiness is how his dick smells

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cinematic genius @itsmrfungible.bsky.social · 3d

It’s good that they’re forced to call it No Kings day. Because they are pro-king

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cinematic genius @itsmrfungible.bsky.social · 3d

Why don’t they shut down the main MTV channel too. At this point it’s a 24 hour “ridiculousness” channel. And as a beacon for youth culture? Most kids have never heard of it. The only significant thing they still do is the Awards, which is just tacky excess

cinematic genius @itsmrfungible.bsky.social · 5d

Don’t wear that watch unless you like your wrist turning green

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cinematic genius @itsmrfungible.bsky.social · 5d

are all billionaires idiots or what

cinematic genius @itsmrfungible.bsky.social · 6d

time we realized the goal isn't just getting rid of immigrants or even racism, it's making life hell for every person in america

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cinematic genius @itsmrfungible.bsky.social · 6d

one fuckin milkshake years ago and he just can't let it go

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cinematic genius @itsmrfungible.bsky.social · 6d

he's definitely not going to help her with anything now

cinematic genius @itsmrfungible.bsky.social · 6d

"Magnets" how do they work?

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