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enter sadman @isocket.bsky.social · Apr 9
Felling pretty Smarf right about now.
Smarf, from Too Many Cooks
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enter sadman @isocket.bsky.social · 11h
well, nothing says 'cutting edge' like that late-80's cool kid graffiti font, I'm in!
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enter sadman @isocket.bsky.social · 11h
every one? thank you for your service
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enter sadman @isocket.bsky.social · 11h
Have women, who, one can assume inspired the song "Lady In Red", ruined music?
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enter sadman @isocket.bsky.social · 11h
hey, managers gonna manage
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enter sadman @isocket.bsky.social · 11h
I think he's just trying to stay real still so that panther in the back doesn't notice him
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enter sadman @isocket.bsky.social · 12h
gotta say, if the Walk of Fame includes pictures of people like Red Buttons or Shelley Winters it might be worth it
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enter sadman @isocket.bsky.social · 12h
Now You're Speaking My Language! not great- just tells you how to ask for more garlic bread in French
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enter sadman @isocket.bsky.social · 12h
would bet a large sum Optimus was the compromise name after Musk pushed hard for Megatron
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enter sadman @isocket.bsky.social · 12h
uh, actually, the book was called 'Frankenstein or the Modern Prometheus', Frankenstein was just the name of a character in the book
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enter sadman @isocket.bsky.social · 20h
well, ok!
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enter sadman @isocket.bsky.social · 21h
Brent, on the other hand...
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enter sadman @isocket.bsky.social · 21h
he plays trombone?
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enter sadman @isocket.bsky.social · 22h
Alex Gibney (to music supervisor): "It's The End of the World As We Know It"? I'm just worried it's not on the nose enough.
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enter sadman @isocket.bsky.social · 22h
(whispering) *Ross!* No, don't look. Right. Next. To. You. A woman. Ok, if you want to get out of this alive, you're going to have to do everything I say. Ready?
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enter sadman @isocket.bsky.social · 23h
what a coincidence, I just heard about a ballroom being built
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enter sadman @isocket.bsky.social · 23h
putting "playtime" in quotes. dude, if you want to be a child, man up and commit to regular old playtime
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enter sadman @isocket.bsky.social · 1d
haunted sentence alert: "Exclusive reaction to Jesse Watters' interview with Erika Kirk"
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enter sadman @isocket.bsky.social · 1d
"I am feeling bad about this."
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enter sadman @isocket.bsky.social · 1d
Eric Adans: "This cartoon would have you believe New York is hospitable to rats. Don't be fooled and don't let your children be fooled."
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enter sadman @isocket.bsky.social · 1d
John McClane begins to chuckle, his chuckle quickly turning into a hearty guffaw. Hans Gruber and his henchman join in the laughter. The camera pans down slowly to reveal, taped to McClane's back, a foot-long cold cut combo with extra mustard.
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enter sadman @isocket.bsky.social · 1d
each sentence, like a considered brushstroke of Michelangelo on this Sistine Chapel of insanity
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enter sadman @isocket.bsky.social · 1d
this must be cutting him like a knife
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enter sadman @isocket.bsky.social · 1d
"Democrats complain about the supposed excess and tackiness of President Trump, yet, take a look at this silver platter upon which they served my ass to me last night."
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enter sadman @isocket.bsky.social · 1d
an AI yelling at a computer program
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enter sadman @isocket.bsky.social · 1d
"Ross Douthat: Asking the Teacher if There is Any Homework Over the Weekend Since 1992"
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