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In Hollow Knight, you got to fight a cool boss to get the grub map (and it wasn't mandatory). In Silksong, you have to find more fleas to actually progress the game and on top of that, you have to pay to do it! Idk about this...

Defenestrator @irrationalwisp.bsky.social · 4h

I'd do it for free! But why do I have to pay them to look for their children??? It just makes no sense!

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Sheryl Weikal and the colorful Parrotlegals @leftistlawyer.com · 5h

I think what's bothering me about all these statements I'm seeing from politicians that are variations of "Israeli hostages and Palestinians are returning to their homes, yay" is that Israelis are returning to their homes and Palestinians are returning to uninhabitable post apocalyptic rubble.

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Defenestrator @irrationalwisp.bsky.social · 5h

Unpopular opinion, but I prefer the grubs from Hollow Knight to the fleas. One, the grubfather actually gave YOU money when you found a grub. In Silksong, besides one little thingamob they give, you have to pay THEM to find the location of more fleas. Makes no sense.

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Defenestrator @irrationalwisp.bsky.social · 5h

I'm vegetarian as well and, for the most part, I buy cans of chickpeas and beans in addition to the yogurt. Lots of protein and it's cheap too.

Defenestrator @irrationalwisp.bsky.social · 6h

Putting an elf on the shelf in my bedroom to function as a sneaky cuck cam

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Defenestrator @irrationalwisp.bsky.social · 6h

Uhm, actually it's gorillas ☝️. Gorillas are the main killers of men worldwide.

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Defenestrator @irrationalwisp.bsky.social · 7h

I need a version of sumo wrestling where after the two big guys are done slamming into each other, they fuck. Is that so much to ask for???

Defenestrator @irrationalwisp.bsky.social · 8h

Hello Stella, we are Everyone. We are doing well. Yourself?

Defenestrator @irrationalwisp.bsky.social · 8h

Holy shit this response is fire. You're cooking mate 🔥🔥🔥

Defenestrator @irrationalwisp.bsky.social · 8h

I once did a presentation about this in a university biochemistry class. Afterwards, everyone (including my 70-year-old professor) looked at me kinda funny. Needless to say, I did not get a good grade :)

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Defenestrator @irrationalwisp.bsky.social · 8h

Ahhh, I see.

Defenestrator @irrationalwisp.bsky.social · 8h

"...estimated total worldwide membership of up to 1.5 million." Huh. Interesting.

Defenestrator @irrationalwisp.bsky.social · 8h

But surely *my* protein powder of choice is exempt from this, yes?

Defenestrator @irrationalwisp.bsky.social · 8h

Feh, pretty sure most Jews (at least who I've talked to) look at the concept of Messiah (and especially a Messiah who will save us) with skepticism. Definitely not enough to prefix in importance the "Messianic" prior to the "Judaism"

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Defenestrator @irrationalwisp.bsky.social · 9h

It'd be great if you could just smash your fingers against the piano and produce great sound

Defenestrator @irrationalwisp.bsky.social · 11h

6) If any of the above works, congratulations. You have successfully made it to the ~mysterious~ interview stage. Only two people in the history of the world have ever gotten here. Some whisper that to pass this stage, you need only bring a block of swiss cheese to entice your future employer. Ooo~

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Defenestrator @irrationalwisp.bsky.social · 11h

5) Go online for advice in desperation, only to find a conflicting mishmash of nonsense. "Do this," one Redditor says confidently. "Doing that has never worked," another replies. "Both of those suck. I worked in HR for 500 years and would shoot someone on the spot if they did that."

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