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hermine remastered collection @insightofland.bsky.social · 12h

a father is in tears when he finds a note pinned to his child's backpack saying "this kid's dogshit"

hermine remastered collection @insightofland.bsky.social · 1d

"it's scorpio season…" i growl in full elmer fudd regalia

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hermine remastered collection @insightofland.bsky.social · 4d

punch out intro quote: "My wife and daughter begged me to retire from boxing but someone's gotta—" *suddenly pukes*

a true life glass joe named eric crumble whose boxing record is 0-31, all by knockout. a minimally aware, almost blank stare shows his picture may have been taken at most 10 cases of CTE ago

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hermine remastered collection @insightofland.bsky.social · 6d

what'd you get on your pizza big dog

hermine remastered collection @insightofland.bsky.social · 6d

i'm in london right now and would you believe they still have a king

hermine remastered collection @insightofland.bsky.social · 10d

a character that knows no happiness being told to smile and they make the shittiest smile ever? like jangling keys in front of a cat, it always gets me

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hermine remastered collection @insightofland.bsky.social · Sep 24

got unraptured because i showed my ass at hell

hermine remastered collection @insightofland.bsky.social · Sep 23

am i too old to get tylenol-induced autism or am i always gonna be bad at chess

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hermine remastered collection @insightofland.bsky.social · Sep 23

this the most cartoon ass :3 i've ever seen on an real life cat

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hermine remastered collection @insightofland.bsky.social · Sep 23

thought i was immune to the white castle next day tragedy but i am not. took a dump in a chinese buffet :(

hermine remastered collection @insightofland.bsky.social · Sep 22

never forget george clooney's story about tricking richard kind into thinking his cat took a huge shit when it was clooney who pooped in the litter box

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · Sep 22

YOU FUCKING KNOW IT FUCK YEAH

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hermine remastered collection @insightofland.bsky.social · Sep 20

i just really like the idea of the other driver getting washed in light and disintegrating

hermine remastered collection @insightofland.bsky.social · Sep 18

every town in dragon quest 3 has at least one person that's like "i don't like your kind. you're not from around here"

the absolute gall to say that to a party with a hero who's armed to the teeth and his three dumbass gadabout friends

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The Commonest Man in Festo @sheriffofgay.bsky.social · Sep 17

Every time I watch HxH I think of this tweet

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hermine remastered collection @insightofland.bsky.social · Sep 17

the deftones aren't really for me and i'd appreciate that whatever woodwork everyone came out of to fuckin depants me and march me through the streets for not caring about their music to please go back

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hermine remastered collection @insightofland.bsky.social · Sep 12

so glad my favorite little weirdo in Twice not only released a good solo debut song but actually has a record i wanna listen to more than once

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CHAEYOUNG “SHOOT (Firecracker)” M/V

YouTube video by JYP Entertainment

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hermine remastered collection @insightofland.bsky.social · Sep 12

there mere millisecond my face touches the virtual boy attachment i will puke like a hose

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hermine remastered collection @insightofland.bsky.social · Sep 11

a young man is smiling and saying `` rad '' while standing in front of trees .

ALT: a young man is smiling and saying `` rad '' while standing in front of trees .

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hermine remastered collection @insightofland.bsky.social · Sep 11

i'll still drink it though wine's delicious

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hermine remastered collection @insightofland.bsky.social · Sep 11

i dunno if i could look at wine fall out of a bottle the same way again dude

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hermine remastered collection @insightofland.bsky.social · Sep 9

god i wish i came up with the idea of being the carmen sandiego of shitting in public restrooms

hermine remastered collection @insightofland.bsky.social · Sep 7

was just talking about this scene with some friends yesterday

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Garth, That was a Haiku

YouTube video by shabadoo

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hermine remastered collection @insightofland.bsky.social · Sep 4

anyone know how long the sex scenes are in silksong

hermine remastered collection @insightofland.bsky.social · Sep 4

why expose your butthole and taint to the sun when you can bare your soul to a crisp breeze

hermine remastered collection @insightofland.bsky.social · Sep 4

i'm headlining a 20th anniversary tour of the album i recorded of me farting into a microphone on my computer that one time