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May Fürhst! Monster Erotica Author & Professional Dildo Witch.

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🐙💦 Here there be Monster Fuckers! 🐙💦 Queer AF Monster Erotica Author. Knight of the Order of the Peen Piper. READ MY BOOKS! https://mfsmut.carrd.co/ Stay for the humor, Come from the Monsterfucking. 🐳🐔 #MFWould #MFWrites 🚫AI 🚫 NFTs 🚫Kings

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May Fürhst! Monster Erotica Author & Professional Dildo Witch. @inkloaded.bsky.social · Aug 31

AHHHHHHHH!!!!!
SASSED IS OUT TODAY!!!!!!

Sassed is book 7 in the Monsters in the Woods collaborative novella series!

Grab your copy today! It's VERY silly!
mybook.to/Sassed_in_th...

🦶Sasquatch!
🐟 Surprise Fish!
🥐 Plus-size FMC!
🍆💦🥵 SPICE!

#MFWrites #BookReleaseDay #MonsterFuckers #RomCom

Digital flyer declaring "OUT NOW" for the novella "Sassed in the Woods: A Sasquatch Romcom" by May Furhst. Across the flyer is a banner that says "Hey look! It's May!" The banner graphics are set on a blue-toned, mountainous background. The book cover itself is mostly dark lime green tones, with a dark brown tree across the front. A Sasquatch arm in a park ranger uniform is reaching around the tree.

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Nico Mara-McKay 🦇 (they/iel) @nicomaramckay.com · 15d

Happy October! 🎃

a black and white cartoon of a bat sitting on a branch .

Alt: A catroon a bat dancing on a branch before a full moon.

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May Fürhst! Monster Erotica Author & Professional Dildo Witch. @inkloaded.bsky.social · 10d

Hellz yeah she is! 20/10 for this slinky, sexy snek!

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Becky @beckymew.bsky.social · 12d

Okay witches, I'm proud of the things I made for this collection so I'm going to brag a little.

Look at this slinky bitch guarding her enormous ruby hoard. She sexy AF. All the components are sterling except for the snake, which is a high quality alloy.

www.peculiarityshop.com/product-page...

Becky's Snek on a Neck | Peculiarity Shop

Becky found this sinuous snake and paired it with a wire-wrapped dyed quartz, Swarovski, and sterling silver for a striking result. Components: sterling silver, Swarovski, dyed quartz, copper alloy sn...

www.peculiarityshop.com

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Haunting of Hill Xaoc @xaoc.bsky.social · Jul 9

Eyeballs. Tentacles. Chaotic crochet. 🧶

Blues, purples, greens: crochet sculpture of eyeballs, leaves, flowers and vines

Rainbow ombré crochet sculpture of a tree covered in vines with hearts flowers and eyeballs growing on it

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Haunting of Hill Xaoc @xaoc.bsky.social · 10d

Throwback art pic today, in honor of this piece being SOLD!! 🧶

Crochet collage of eyes, flowers, and leaves

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May Fürhst! Monster Erotica Author & Professional Dildo Witch. @inkloaded.bsky.social · 10d

It's SO GOOD! 😮💜👀

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Buddy Goodboy, Esq. @buddygoodboy.com · 10d

Absurdism can be incredibly effective in a confrontation with fascists—they don’t understand it, and they don’t have the originality to respond to new situations. It’s also incredibly heartening for your comrades when it succeeds.

competentposter @competentposter.bsky.social · 12d

wizard frog is insane

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May Fürhst! Monster Erotica Author & Professional Dildo Witch. @inkloaded.bsky.social · 13d

🤣🤣🤣

I LOVE THIS WOLFIE. UWU 💜

#uwu #MFFaves #Monsters

𝕄🌕𝕠𝕟𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕗𝕥 𝕄👁️𝕟𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕤 @moonshiftmonsters.bsky.social · 15d

It’s that time 🎃🐺 #werewolfwednesday

May Fürhst! Monster Erotica Author & Professional Dildo Witch. @inkloaded.bsky.social · 13d

*cough* Can I pay in favors? *cough*

#MFWould #MonsterGals #MonsterPals #MonsterLovers

Knifedragon @telsonknife.bsky.social · Oct 30

*Knock Knock * Pizza deliver

May Fürhst! Monster Erotica Author & Professional Dildo Witch. @inkloaded.bsky.social · 13d

Would. 🎃💜

#MonsterGals
#MFWould

Knifedragon @telsonknife.bsky.social · Oct 17

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May Fürhst! Monster Erotica Author & Professional Dildo Witch. @inkloaded.bsky.social · 13d

ADORABLE!!!

#MonsterLovers

Knifedragon @telsonknife.bsky.social · 14d

スグアオ
Finally, it’s October! How about some vampire x werewolf action to start?

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Algetart @algetart.bsky.social · 14d

time for some #weretober

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Calamari Cakes @calamaricakes.bsky.social · May 24

Thanks for the meal 🍴 🙏

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Calamari Cakes @calamaricakes.bsky.social · 25d

Even as an artist who doesn't do noncon work, it's still extremely important to protect those who do from this puritanical/prudish censorship! If the policy goes through in October as scheduled, expect a ton of artists to jump ship and/or reduce their posting significantly here.
#bskycensorship

Suzanne ✨🌑 @tendermiasma.com · 25d

Bsky's new TOS says it alone has the power to determine whether a fictional drawing shows consent

Demand that they REPEAL this harmful and misguided rule and to give us tools to protect creative freedom instead!

Post your porn with the tag #bskycensorship

Demand bsky listen to its users

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May Fürhst! Monster Erotica Author & Professional Dildo Witch. @inkloaded.bsky.social · 15d

Asking the big one for their number is how I die.
WORTH IT.

#MFWould #MonsterGals

Kukumomo 🔞 @kukumomoart.bsky.social · 21d

May Fürhst! Monster Erotica Author & Professional Dildo Witch. @inkloaded.bsky.social · 16d

OoOooOoo! SWORDS! 😍

May Fürhst! Monster Erotica Author & Professional Dildo Witch. @inkloaded.bsky.social · 16d

Gorgeous sketch! 😍

May Fürhst! Monster Erotica Author & Professional Dildo Witch. @inkloaded.bsky.social · 16d

Sounds like we need to start a call/email campaign at their customer service line!

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May Fürhst! Monster Erotica Author & Professional Dildo Witch. @inkloaded.bsky.social · 16d

Really sorry you're having to deal with that! So frustrating!!!

Have you looked at Smashwords' options?

I would also check out Inkventory, which isn't quite the same as a cross-platform distributor, but *is* fabulous. And run by fellow authors!

inkventory.info

Inkventory

A platform connecting indie authors with independent bookstores.

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May Fürhst! Monster Erotica Author & Professional Dildo Witch. @inkloaded.bsky.social · 16d

Skills they don't tell you you'll need when you become an Author:

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#WritersLife #MFWrites
#I'veBeenWritingThisContractForFourHoursNow

May Fürhst! Monster Erotica Author & Professional Dildo Witch. @inkloaded.bsky.social · 16d

I added you ages ago! 😁

Congrats on publication! That's so exciting! Do you have a link or something I could boost?

May Fürhst! Monster Erotica Author & Professional Dildo Witch. @inkloaded.bsky.social · 18d

And Lo, there was a Big....Foot?

#PizzaFoot #SasquatchFestival
#Squatchers

Photo of a gigantic foot painted to look like it's covered in pizza toppings. Across it is written "Pizza Foot".

May Fürhst! Monster Erotica Author & Professional Dildo Witch. @inkloaded.bsky.social · 18d

AND LO, THERE WAS A BIGFOOT!

#Sasquatch #CryptidHunter
#MonsterLover #MFDoesStuff

A very large, framed poster of a Bigfoot portrait.

May Fürhst! Monster Erotica Author & Professional Dildo Witch. @inkloaded.bsky.social · 19d

What do you guys think, do I have a shot? 🤣

#MFDoesStuff #Squatchers

youtu.be/RTw79wWV9VU?...

What it takes to win a Sasquatch calling competition | E:60

YouTube video by ESPN

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May Fürhst! Monster Erotica Author & Professional Dildo Witch. @inkloaded.bsky.social · 19d

Off on ADVENTURES today!

Can't wait for the Sasquatch calling competition at the end of the day. It's going to be SO SILLY. 🤣💜

#Squatchers

Digital graphic of a Sasquatch walking across forested hills. In front of him, text is displayed that reads: "Whitehall's annual Sasquatch festival! 2025"