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infobooth.bsky.social
@infobooth.bsky.social
· Nov 18
I use air quotes several times a day now. It annoys other people, but it counts towards my daily exercise goal.
#humour
#humor
#joke
#comedy
#funny
#haha
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infobooth.bsky.social
@infobooth.bsky.social
· 2d
Because the US congress is shut down?
infobooth.bsky.social
@infobooth.bsky.social
· 5d
There’s no way Dolly Parton has kidney stones. At the very least they would have to be rhinestones.
#dolly
#dollyparton
#joke
#humour
#humor
#funny
#health
#comedy
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infobooth.bsky.social
@infobooth.bsky.social
· 8d
Consumer culture is killing our planet. Do we really need a new moon EVERY month?
#moon
#funny
#humour
#humor
#comedy
#joke
#consumerism
#fullmoon
#newmoon
infobooth.bsky.social
@infobooth.bsky.social
· 8d
In the age before cell phones we had to actually answer the phone. It was awful.
#humour
#humor
#funny
#joke
#comedy
#iphone
#cellphones
#genx
infobooth.bsky.social
@infobooth.bsky.social
· 9d
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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infobooth.bsky.social
@infobooth.bsky.social
· 9d
Michael Myers would never find me like he did Laurie Strode because I’m never going back into the closet.
#halloween
#gay
#joke
#humour
#humor
#funny
#comedy
infobooth.bsky.social
@infobooth.bsky.social
· 9d
If god is real he can text me, but I’ll probably just holy ghost him.
#funny
#joke
#humour
#humor
#comedy
#dadjoke
#religion
infobooth.bsky.social
@infobooth.bsky.social
· 14d
It’s Julie Andrews’ 90th birthday! Time for my annual attempt to get Burkina Faso to change its name to Burkina FaSoLaTiDo.
#birthday
#humour
#humor
#funny
#joke
#comedy
#julieandrews
#burkinafaso
infobooth.bsky.social
@infobooth.bsky.social
· 15d
Wrong. I hate all religions equally.
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infobooth.bsky.social
@infobooth.bsky.social
· 15d
I’m big in Japan. At least an XL.
#joke
#japan
#humour
#humor
#dadjoke
#funny
infobooth.bsky.social
@infobooth.bsky.social
· 21d
Is the bag a suspect too?
infobooth.bsky.social
@infobooth.bsky.social
· 21d
No one wants the Rapture to happen more than atheists.
#rapture
#atheist
#religion
#christian
#humour
#humor
#funny
#joke
#comedy
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infobooth.bsky.social
@infobooth.bsky.social
· 22d
I guess McNeil Consumer Healthcare will be making a $10MM “contribution” to the White House ballroom project today.
infobooth.bsky.social
@infobooth.bsky.social
· 22d
I guess McNeil Consumer Healthcare will be making a $10MM contribution to the White House ballroom project tomorrow.
#tylenol
#autism
#trump
#humour
#humor
#satire
#rfkjr
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infobooth.bsky.social
@infobooth.bsky.social
· 23d
Tomorrow is my birthday and I’m going for a long walk. 😉
infobooth.bsky.social
@infobooth.bsky.social
· 26d
I could start my own yard & lawn maintenance company, but I’m more of a lard & yawn kinda guy.
#dadjoke
#joke
#funny
#pun
#punny
#humour
#humor
#lazy
#comedy
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infobooth.bsky.social
@infobooth.bsky.social
· 26d
I prefer French toast.
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infobooth.bsky.social
@infobooth.bsky.social
· Sep 13
🙄
infobooth.bsky.social
@infobooth.bsky.social
· Sep 7
Here’s one from Japan a free days ago.
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infobooth.bsky.social
@infobooth.bsky.social
· Sep 7
When I see the word “coworkers”, am I the only person who wants to pronounce it as “cow orkers”?
#language
#funny
#humour
#humor
#joke
#coworkers
#comedy
#english
#cows
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infobooth.bsky.social
@infobooth.bsky.social
· Sep 3
As a non-drinker, I’m less prosecco and more antisecco.
#alcohol
#pun
#dadjoke
#badjoke
#joke
#funny
#humour
#humor
#comedy
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infobooth.bsky.social
@infobooth.bsky.social
· Sep 3
If animals need to add a layer of fat before hibernation, why don’t they just go on a cruise?
#cruise
#hibernate
#funny
#joke
#humour
#humor
#comedy
#animals
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infobooth.bsky.social
@infobooth.bsky.social
· Sep 2
Now that Burning Man is over, next up is the Burning While Peeing Festival.
#burningman
#festivals
#funny
#joke
#humour
#humor
#comedy
#burning
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infobooth.bsky.social
@infobooth.bsky.social
· Sep 2
Breaking: Ivanka has rushed to her father’s bedside so that he can grope her one last time.
#ishedeadyet
#donald
#trump
#ivanka
#funny
#joke
#humour
#humor
#comedy
#satire
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infobooth.bsky.social
@infobooth.bsky.social
· Sep 1
I don’t care about the Little Engine That Could. I’m more interested in the Little Bloodclot That Could.
#ishedeadyet
#trump
#funny
#humour
#humor
#joke
#comedy
#health
#medicine
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