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Ethan

@incoherentethan.bsky.social

1.6K followers 870 following 1.1K posts

Composer Unserious gay person 2.8 star rating on Google Reviews instagram.com/estearley

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💀👻 meatier🦇🎃 @jommymommy.bsky.social · 2h

goddess forgive me *throws some ass*

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Ethan @incoherentethan.bsky.social · 2h

The cage stays ON for hernia repair surgery 😤😍 #locktober

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✨steph ✨🏳️‍🌈 @iridescentdreams.bsky.social · 11h

I cannot stress enough how important it is to do silly, frivolous things that serve no other purpose than making you happy.

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DNAhhhh!😱 @dna.bgay.social · 11h

if you’re hiring someone to look hot and listen to pop music all day, call me

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Ethan @incoherentethan.bsky.social · 1d

Electra Heart is still a moment

Ethan @incoherentethan.bsky.social · 1d

Sol-ti-fa is about to be designated as a terrorist organization

Ethan @incoherentethan.bsky.social · 1d

Verbalizing overdramatic thoughts to get them out of your system 😻

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Scary Jerry @jthom.tech · 2d

When have we seen such a push to make people use a technology that doesn’t do what it claims, and insist the USER contort themselves into making it work or it’s their fault?

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Ethan @incoherentethan.bsky.social · 3d

And that’s cute! Taken just sounds like someone is being held hostage

Ethan @incoherentethan.bsky.social · 3d

Also, please take me out back and slap some sense into me if I ever get into a “taken by @ GenericGayOnlineUsername 💕” type of relationship ever again lol. Using “taken” to describe your relationship status is sooooo weird to me

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Ethan @incoherentethan.bsky.social · 3d

I don’t understand people that gleefully abandon their sense of self in a relationship

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Ethan @incoherentethan.bsky.social · 4d

Kill cynicism and constant irony, I’m BEGGING

Ethan @incoherentethan.bsky.social · 4d

Coming back around to using 😍 unironically has been so freeing

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · Sep 13

What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart

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Ethan @incoherentethan.bsky.social · 5d

I bought some bananas but forgot about them and now they’re more ripe than I like :(

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Ethan @incoherentethan.bsky.social · 5d

I think they’re gross too, dw. Random cravings are just that!

Ethan @incoherentethan.bsky.social · 5d

I don’t think I’ve had a cigarette since I was 18, and even then I never really was in the habit of smoking much. But MAN sometimes one just feels like it would HIT

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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 5d

I support sensible regulation on dangerous things

Like you should be a 90 day waiting period, psych eval, and background check before you’re allowed to start your own podcast

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