🦇 Impish MATTS in the belfry 🦇
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A Muppet of a man. An incorrigible dork. Founding member of Adamant Ditto. Formerly known as Toadkarter/TKer/Teeks throughout the internet. https://allmylinks.com/impishmatt
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Abolish ICE. Stop supporting X. Don't let them play in your faces like this. #NoKingsDay
One of my absolute favorite enemies to only ever be in one major game. Love this little creep.
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This spooky dinosaur ghost might be more cute than spooky, but I couldn’t leave him out! I love how this guy turned out. I feel like it’s been a while since we last saw Eerie, so I’d be down for another appearance sometime soon!
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These are up all over my city tonight <3
(It's probably a legal thing because Rob Zombie did the soundtrack for 3 and 4 had a bunch of licensed music in it. And I'm the only person who cares about Small Brawl so I get it.)
Big fan of this LP purposefully ignoring the three worst games in the series.
Twisted Metal Symphony 2xLP Vinyl up for preorder at iam8bit ($42.99) buff.ly/hCZhChZ

no game, merch only...
And they're both perfect.
While this may be obvious to some players, Cataquacks resemble Wiggler segments that have come to life. This is likely intentional due to them originating in Gelato Beach in Super Mario Sunshine, where the antagonist is a Wiggler.
I think a lot of it that the Pokemon team was so used to working only for handhelds that they just weren't ready for the HD Switch era. They're also on ridiculously tight deadlines since the entire Pokémon franchise is so interconnected. But still. They make so much money. Just... take your time
I just posted the Piers scene in another reply because it's my go to example. It looks unfinished.
I'm less bothered by the graphics. I do think Scarlet and Violet should have never released in the state they were in but the graphics bother me way less.

Although, New Pokemon Snap is one of the best looking games on Switch and shows how good a Pokemon game could look given the time and resources.
My go to scene is this one from Sword and Shield of a rock show that has nothing. No vocals. Not even text boxes. Just a model of a guy singing and a crowd going nuts with nothing coming out. Embarrassing.

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That Piers Scene
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How can you have a character who's entire gimmick is that they rap but deliver all of their lines with silent text boxes using sound effects from 1998? Like this is embarrassing. I'm embarrassed by this.

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Gym Leader Ryme Pokemon Battle | Pokemon Scarlet
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What really broke me was Fire Emblem: Three Houses. A game that, admittedly, doesn't have the nicest graphics but almost every line of dialog in that game is voice acted. And there is so much dialog. So much. And Fire Emblem sells like a 50th of what Pokemon does.

What is Pokemon's excuse?
I've always believed that gameplay trumps everything else when it comes to video games and I do still believe that but the Switch generation has made me really jaded and frustrated on Pokemon. Why are the graphics like that? Why did S/V release like that? Why is there no voice acting AT ALL?!
idc if it is y'alls sacred miltank no voice acting in pokemon in 2025 is wild

u do know u deserve better than to sink 50+hrs into a game that keeps u in near silence (arceus had grunt cues too) only to jumpscare u in the credits with whatever this year's ed sheeran is right?
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I honestly thought the same thing when I read it. Capcom is one of the few companies that is constantly rereleasing their older titles. You can play like every Mega Man game ever made on modern hardware. Seems weird that the first three RE games is where they draw the line.
I wish literally any AAA video game company understood the importance of preserving the games they make.
Capcom should die. Give all their IPs to less stupid people.
288. Disney's Beauty and the Beast: Magical Ballroom

It's almost unfair to even include this here. This is a game for young children. But it is a collection of like 4 mini games that feel like flash games. None of them are particularly challenging or all that engaging. It's lame.

#365Games
I like that they're using both the classic and modern design of Launchpad, likely depending on if he's representing Darkwing Duck or Ducktales. Pretty neat.

Oh sorry, I mean Quack, Der Bruchpilot.
I will say, though, if this failure finally gets all the execs in Hollywood off the Jared Leto train, then maybe it was all worth it in the end.
I really don't think this movie would have done much better without Leto. I hate Leto and I love Tron but I don't see a Tron released in 2025 doing particularly well regardless of casting.

Would it have done better without Leto? Probably. Would it have done the numbers Disney wanted? Absolutely not
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RIP to the great Drew Struzan. He was an incredible artist behind so many iconic film posters, including my childhood favorite!
But I just can't stand them. There's just this unpleasant energy coming off of them.

And now there's an unpleasant energy coming off of me in this thread. Enjoy!
I've never actually interacted with this person and there is a part of me that feels bad for disliking them so much. I'm not really part of this community. They are. They at least talk in there. I just look at pictures and get mad at what strangers are saying to each other.