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Illsbury (Southtowns Sicko) @illsbury.bsky.social · 43m

You can learn a lot about a person by their approach to Halloween. A vibe barometer if there ever was one.

Illsbury (Southtowns Sicko) @illsbury.bsky.social · 21h

Just got an ad for Pumpkin Spice Rumchata and I swear to God some people don't deserve their drinking privileges.

Illsbury (Southtowns Sicko) @illsbury.bsky.social · 1d

Dress up as Nancy Reagan's corpse.

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Illsbury (Southtowns Sicko) @illsbury.bsky.social · 1d

Over the coming week, Liverpool will either descend to a nadir of dogshit hitherto unimagined, OR go 3 for 3 and look fantastic.

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Illsbury (Southtowns Sicko) @illsbury.bsky.social · 2d

Arbitrary enforcement of social rules that's dependent on skin color? In America? Surely not.

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Illsbury (Southtowns Sicko) @illsbury.bsky.social · 2d

Honestly, thats the deeper point here. Calling friends aunt and uncle speaks to a community spirit that they fucking hate.

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Illsbury (Southtowns Sicko) @illsbury.bsky.social · 2d

Bro my kids call my college friends Aunt and Uncle. Be serious.

Stephen West @stephenwest.bsky.social · 3d

lmao

My Post headline

Mamdani didn’t tell the whole truth about his hijab-wearing ‘aunt’ who feared for safety post-9/11

The “aunt” who Zohran Mamdani said was too afraid to wear her hijab on the subways after 9/11 was actually his dad’s cousin.

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Illsbury (Southtowns Sicko) @illsbury.bsky.social · 4d

Unforgivable that we didn't let them get a field goal.

Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 4d

🏈 BUF 40 - 9 CAR
3:19 4Q

This game has a 15.24% chance of ending in Scorigami.
Most likely Scorigami: 40-12 (5.66%)

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Illsbury (Southtowns Sicko) @illsbury.bsky.social · 5d

No matter how stupid you think it is, this country is always dumber.

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Illsbury (Southtowns Sicko) @illsbury.bsky.social · 5d

It's 2025 and the American public needs to be reminded to not eat mold.

The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 5d

Consuming spoiled foods exposes the body to a range of microbial toxins and biochemical by-products, many of which can interfere with essential biological processes. The health effects can vary from mild gastrointestinal discomfort to severe conditions such as liver cancer.

Guest column | Moldy food is linked to serious health issues like cancer and nerve damage

There are no absolute guidelines on what is safe to eat. However, in some cases, gambling with your stomach rather than wasting food may not be a good idea.

wapo.st

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Illsbury (Southtowns Sicko) @illsbury.bsky.social · 5d

I hope you're right. Results aside I'd like to at least see improvement.

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Illsbury (Southtowns Sicko) @illsbury.bsky.social · 5d

Idk man 4 league losses in a row I'd like to see some improvement. We've seen Slot brilliantly ride a wave when things are going well, but I'm not seeing any indication he can steer a listing ship.

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