Guardian-The Spectacular Sharkbait🦈🧪
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"In a world full of fish be a shark"
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Whoops! Looks like the safety was off!
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Slowly turns on three big speakers of Music from Kiss loudly playing New York groove on a three hour loop.
youtu.be/LKdHy18rZcI?...
Holds up a lighter.
"Je will burn down all."
“La-bu-bu
La-bu, la-bu, la-bu-bu
La-bu-bu
La-bu, la-bu, la-bu-bu
La-bu-bu
La-bu, la-bu, la-bu-bu
La-bu-bu
La-bu, bu-la, bu-bu
La-bu, la-bu, la-bu, bu-bu-bu
La-bu-bu, la-bu-bu
La-bu, bu-la, bu-la, bu-lu-bu
La-bu, bu-la, bu-bu!!!!!!!!!”
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I hope they don't get mad at me again..
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along with a special gift for the bride and groom straight from France a little pricey but worth buying Sublime Grande Champagne.
#NightSkyAndStarsWedding
#WagnerWedding
She decided to come to the special event even though the weather was getting colder,so she dressed up a bit to stay warm for the happy event, -
".....Good luck getting one of those around did time of year."
“Спасибо.”

She giggles and smiles as she threads the teeth onto a string, trying it around her neck.

“Now I just need a sick tan and I’ll look like surfer girl!”
"........Sure...."
She's not too certain what to worry about sharks getting hurt or killed or fact someone wants her teeth literally for once.
"........Sure...."
She's not too certain what to worry about sharks getting hurt or killed or fact someone wants her teeth literally for once.
“Can I keep them? I want to make a necklace and I’m not allowed to hunt regular sharks anymore.”

“Ok like I didn’t kill them but Scott said no wrestling sharks to take their teeth.”
As soon as the teeth were yank out, she gave a thumbs up spitting the blood on the ground.
As soon as the teeth were yank out, she gave a thumbs up spitting the blood on the ground.
“Da. I see…”

She’s not gentle as she takes the pliers and plucks out the two teeth from her mouth.
Slowly tries to point to the back two teeth on the bottom row.
Slowly tries to point to the back two teeth on the bottom row.
She opens the shark woman’s mouth and holds up the pliers.

“Just tell me which teeth to pull.”
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"Do it."
“I believe can help then~”

She flashes a scary grin as she holds up a pair of pliers.
"Non, Je need someone with a strong grip to use some pliers."
“Need some ibuprofen?”
"Im literally making regular soup dis time Je swear!"
"He's still upset over the soup situation.....still"