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"Hiney...sweety, I need that-"
"Yes?"
Taste the flavor.
Taste the flavor.
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@supergoodboy.bsky.social
· Aug 23
“Спасибо.”
She giggles and smiles as she threads the teeth onto a string, trying it around her neck.
“Now I just need a sick tan and I’ll look like surfer girl!”
She giggles and smiles as she threads the teeth onto a string, trying it around her neck.
“Now I just need a sick tan and I’ll look like surfer girl!”
"........Sure...."
She's not too certain what to worry about sharks getting hurt or killed or fact someone wants her teeth literally for once.
She's not too certain what to worry about sharks getting hurt or killed or fact someone wants her teeth literally for once.
“Can I keep them? I want to make a necklace and I’m not allowed to hunt regular sharks anymore.”
“Ok like I didn’t kill them but Scott said no wrestling sharks to take their teeth.”
“Ok like I didn’t kill them but Scott said no wrestling sharks to take their teeth.”
As soon as the teeth were yank out, she gave a thumbs up spitting the blood on the ground.
"Has anyone seen my lipstick???"
“Da. I see…”
She’s not gentle as she takes the pliers and plucks out the two teeth from her mouth.
She’s not gentle as she takes the pliers and plucks out the two teeth from her mouth.
Slowly tries to point to the back two teeth on the bottom row.
She opens the shark woman’s mouth and holds up the pliers.
“Just tell me which teeth to pull.”
“Just tell me which teeth to pull.”
👁️👄👁️
"Do it."
"Do it."
“I believe can help then~”
She flashes a scary grin as she holds up a pair of pliers.
She flashes a scary grin as she holds up a pair of pliers.
“Need some ibuprofen?”
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