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ikanread.bsky.social
ikanread
@ikanread.bsky.social
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lover of animals, law, and garbage tv. She/her; “everywhere she went, including here, was against her better judgment”
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 2h
Anton with the missing 12-pack #loveisblind #LIB
A dog with a mouth full of treats, clearly busted in the moment. He can quit anytime!
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 16h
Absolutely hilarious, just wait until you meet soup man
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ikanread.bsky.social
ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 17h
I hope the servers on this show get hazard pay #RHOSLC
A brave server interrupts a real housewives fight, holding up a bottle of wine as a peace offering to the feral animals
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ikanread.bsky.social
ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 17h
We’re just using MadLibs to create whole ass careers now
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ikanread.bsky.social
ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 17h
lol you know this “spiritual intuitive” is a fraud because he said Bronwyn’s mom is her biggest supporter #RHOSLC
a woman is sitting in front of a laptop with the words it 's a scam on the screen
Alt: Moira Rose thoughtfully says “it’s a scam”
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ikanread.bsky.social
ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 17h
Bronwyn just having left the set of Midsommar #RHOSLC
Bronwyn sitting at the table wearing a giant coat covered in flowers The insane flower coat that costs more than your car, from the back
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ikanread.bsky.social
ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 18h
Not Mary with another weird death tale #RHOSLC
a man with a bandana on his head is sitting on a couch and says bam she dead
Alt: a man with a bandana on his head is sitting on a couch and says “bam she dead”
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ikanread.bsky.social
ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 2d
Put a trigger warning on that Love Hotel clip of the old man growling into Ashley’s mouth #RHOP
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a bulletin board that says award on it
Alt: Michael Scott from the Office yells “NO! GOD! NOOOOOOO!”
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ikanread.bsky.social
ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 2d
Ashley calling Stacey a liar when 10 minutes ago Ashley called herself a “philanthropist” #RHOP
a woman in a blue and white dress with a braid on her hair
Alt: Jennifer Lawrence shakes her head and gives a thumbs up sarcastically
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 2d
“I just want universal healthcare”

“Well buckle up because you’re getting HOT ICE CREAM!”
a painting of a very fat man with the words y tho above him
Alt: a painting of a very fat medieval man in a painting saying “y tho”
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ikanread.bsky.social
ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 3d
This is one of the greatest moments of Bake Off history, just put it on a loop #GreatBritishBakingShow
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ikanread.bsky.social
ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 3d
So I guess gala pie is another one of those British dishes that is nothing that I would think would be in a gala pie. The things they eat with a dough cover #GreatBritishBakingShow
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 4d
Imagine being the SWAT team to arrest a 7 year old and thinking you’re the good guys
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 5d
4 degrees and now 7 felonies lol #RHOP
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ikanread.bsky.social
ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 5d
What a time to be alive
Adriana from Real housewives of Miami yells at the reunion “She was cheating on Martina with a Haitian mortician!”
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ikanread.bsky.social
ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 5d
Name a more iconic duo than Real Housewives and fraud #RHOP

www.tmz.com/2025/10/10/w...
'RHOP' Star Wendy Osefo, Husband Booked on Fraud Charges in Maryland
Dr. Wendy Osefo and her husband Eddie have been booked on criminal fraud charges, TMZ has learned.
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ikanread.bsky.social
ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 5d
This is my dance about how much transphobes suck.
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 5d
God bless Adriana and her stupid prop work #RHOM
a cat is laying on a tiled floor with the word dies written on it
Alt: a cat falls over on a tiled floor with the word “dies” under it
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ikanread.bsky.social
ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 5d
Found the mortician #RHOM
a woman says now check that while wearing a dress and earrings
Alt: Phaedra Parks says “now check that” while wearing a dress on the reunion couch
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ikanread.bsky.social
ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 5d
“I don’t talk to trash. Because I’m the queen of it” - Tamra
#RHOC
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ikanread.bsky.social
ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 5d
Two things that are bullshit and not admissible in court: polygraphs and calling a grown woman “Gretchers” #RHOC
two muppets standing on a balcony with the words please stop it below them
Alt: two old man muppets standing on a balcony waving a white flag and yelling “PLEASE STOP IT”
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 6d
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
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Scarewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 6d
Kelly Rowland texting Nelly in Excel is older than ICE.
Kelly Rowland texting Nelly in Excel
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ikanread.bsky.social
ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 6d
A poem by Bronwyn for her mom:

So sorry your grandkid is such a shame/
I can’t relieve you of the same/
If you can’t see your words caused blisters/
Then go live with my perfect sisters
#RHOSLC
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ikanread.bsky.social
ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 6d
Look I watch Love is Blind to hear a grown man warble out the worst 2 minutes of song you’ve ever heard in your life only to break up with her a week later, not to hear microdosed erotica from a Mormon who definitely thinks she’s settling #loveisblinddenver #loveisblind
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