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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 53m

So the press-release “summit” the #PaprikaPustule claimed would be happening in Budapest was laughed at by Agent Krasov’s Moscow Master, and is now referred to as “shelved”

It’s like described membership of a gym you visited once but had no serious intention of ever joining described as “shelved”.

iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 1h

The Romans invented concrete that actually got more solid underwater.

Given the current weather (and future) forecasts, I do hope that Mike Graham’s home-grown, organic & renewable concrete products, have the same remarkable chemical properties …

iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 1h

That would be awesome but the SCOTUS, he purchased for peanuts will almost certainly overreach their constitutional standing, to defend their owner.

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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 2h

#ComeOnYouRedmen,

Stop mucking about - carpe jugulum!

iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 3h

And as part of the case, the defence can demand any & all potentially relevant Epstein files.

Which, if the case ever makes it court could be publicly published 🤔😉

Mariah 🇺🇸🦋🇺🇸🦋🇺🇸🦋 @mariahbrown.bsky.social · 3h

REALLY AMERICAN

BOOM! After Melania Trump threatened author Michael Wolff with a billion-dollar lawsuit to try and silence him, he just sued HER for doing that. Now he's going to put her and Donald on the stand about Epstein – under oath. 🍿 FAFO, Melania!

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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 3h

That’s better, that lineup looks more like an actual team

Though clearly 18 goals conceded in 13 matches is still not anywhere near good enough.

Playing financial chicken with Palace over the summer for Guehi is looking increasingly dumb.

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 7h

Trump hosted a dinner last week for White House ballroom donors.

Then he went to Mar-a-Lago for a $1 million-per-person dinner benefiting his super PAC.

Last night, he treated big GOP donors to dinner on his new White House patio.

The government has been shut down for 22 days.

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 5h

Apparently Trump is still deciding on the interior design for his coronation ballroom, it's down to these two.

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George Conway 🇺🇸🚫👑🐸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 8h

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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 10h

Mamdani hasn’t been elected yet and he’s already driving criminals out of New York.

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AnnieForTruth @anniefortruth1.bsky.social · 11h

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Ren Zelen @renzelen.bsky.social · 5h

Also failed to do her research (what a surprise). An unusually large percentage of Japanese are lactose intolerant apparently.

Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 5h

In shock news, Liz Truss's Stilton and Cheddar deal with Japan... actually led to a year on year decrease in Stilton and Cheddar exports to Japan.

Jonathan Calder @lordbonkers.bsky.social · 5h

The deal was largely a rollover of the one the European Union already had with Japan, but Truss had fought for better access for Stilton and cheddar.

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Laurence - No Queens either (no, I don't mind that sort) @laurenceineu.bsky.social · 5h

This is the $50k guy, right?

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 7h

Homan: "At the No Kings protest, I watched more of the rhetoric. They've lost their minds. And I tell you: the bloodshed is not over if we don't address the rhetoric."

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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 5h

🚨BREAKING: North Carolina on Wednesday became the latest state to enact a gerrymandered congressional map at the request of President Donald Trump – a redraw designed to create an additional Republican seat in Congress, at the expense of Black voters. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

North Carolina Passes Trump Gerrymander Targeting Black Voters, With Legal Challenge Likely

Read more here.

www.democracydocket.com

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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 5h

This is called cheating — election rigging. Only way Trump keeps the House. Once a scam artist always a scam artist.

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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 5h

#ComeOnYouRedmen

Let’s hope the latest lineup can actually gel and that we can start performing (some options on the bench too).

#WeGoAgain #YNWA #JFT97 #FON20

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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 5h

Breaking: French police reveal an image of some individuals they’d like to speak to in relation to the Louvre robbery.

Two minions in striped jumpers running down a corridor with a sack & jewels bulging from pockets.

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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 1d

After priceless artefacts were stolen in a brazen daylight raid on the Louvre, President Macron announces that France’s foremost detective will handle the case.

iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 2d

The UK is without an ambassador to the US. We also have an arse doing fuck all.

So let’s appoint Prince Andrew as the new ambassador. He’ll get along famously with the Paprika Pustule as they can reminisce about all the fun times they had with their mutual friend Jeffrey Epstein.

iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 3d

Four defeats in row.

Slot needs to get his exorbitantly expensive squad performing & soon or FSG, not known for their sentimentality, will inform him that it’s time to part ways.

Though given he clearly doesn’t trust the players he signed in the summer the end might be imminent anyway.

iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 3d

We can forget about the title because we’re simply not good enough.

We can forget about a tilt a European title because we’re not good enough either.

Slot & his exorbitantly expensively assembled squad now face a battle to stay in the top half of the table.

iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 3d

That’s fucking shambolic. We can’t score at the other end & can’t stop conceding at ours. We’re missing Trent plus Mo, Virgil etc have lost their mojo since they signed new contracts.

Slot really needs to fix this or we’ll be lucky to make the top ten in May.

Which is totally unacceptable.

iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 3d

Michael Oliver is Jim Radcliffe's best ever purchase.

He's worth every single piece of silver he paid him.

iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 3d

I see that the smeghead Oliver is working hard for his 30 pieces of Radcliffe's silver.

iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 3d

Entitled elderly rancid shit in the Castle this afternoon, demanding that one of the staff hustle out customers who had just finished eating.

I hope she lives for another 50 years. And every single one of the 18262 days is filled with agonising pain.