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Patrick Callahan, smashing pumpkins. @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 7h

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Alex Mayer @alexmayer34.bsky.social · 8h

All 3 Mariners that homered tonight have a first name that starts with “J”

Julio Rodríguez, Jorge Polanco & Josh Naylor.

🔱 Against the JAYS.
🔱 J is 10th letter in alphabet; M’s scored 10 runs.
🔱 Julio (and Polo): first Mariners with 3+ run HR in ALCS since JAY Buhner.

#Postseason #TheMayerGWS

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Patrick Callahan, smashing pumpkins. @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 8h

Pretty sure the Cardinals haven't won a game since his memorial service was hosted at their stadium

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 26d

Blake Treinen's stats since he wrote Charlie Kirk on his hat:

3.0 IP, 5 Runs, 9.00 ERA, 0 Ks, 1.667 WHIP, and 3 LOSSES

Charlie Kirk written on Dodgers Blake Treinen hat

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KD Casey — Read Breakout Year Today! @kdcaseywrites.bsky.social · 9h

if your blake be snell, gosh you're doing well
if your blake be treinen, you are not doing fine-en

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Patrick Callahan, smashing pumpkins. @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 9h

Maybe they're just stupid

Patrick Callahan, smashing pumpkins. @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 9h

That sucks and I'm sorry

Patrick Callahan, smashing pumpkins. @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 9h

lmaoooooooo

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Patrick Callahan, smashing pumpkins. @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 9h

Congrats to Caleb Williams with the longest pass in Bears franchise history

NFL Daily News @fantasynflnews.bsky.social · 9h

Luther Burden goes for 37!

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 9h

British Columbia, it’s not too late to come over to the right side of history. The Blue Jays play 2,500 miles away. They are not your home team!

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Patrick Callahan, smashing pumpkins. @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 9h

Real

Patrick Callahan, smashing pumpkins. @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 10h

The ADHD realization that you haven't eaten shit today and the place you immediately want food from closes in 3 minutes

Patrick Callahan, smashing pumpkins. @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 10h

This isn't even about being blatantly favoring one team over another. He was just straight cheeks.

If accuracy were a mountain, Doug Eddings would be the plane that crashed into it, provided he didn't miss.