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Huntley Woods

Huntley Woods

@huntleywoods.bsky.social

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Havodad, Legolas.

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Huntley Woods @huntleywoods.bsky.social · 11h

Has anyone actually ever bought a bag of Sun Chips? I feel like somehow they always just happen to show up.

Huntley Woods @huntleywoods.bsky.social · 28d

Tylenol causes Autumn!

Huntley Woods @huntleywoods.bsky.social · 29d

You miss 100% of the loads you don’t take.

Huntley Woods @huntleywoods.bsky.social · Sep 20

Submissible in court & breedable

Huntley Woods @huntleywoods.bsky.social · Sep 14

Finding the trash can in rich people’s kitchen is always particularly difficult.

Huntley Woods @huntleywoods.bsky.social · Sep 13

Welcome to America, here are our most fuckable assassins.

Huntley Woods @huntleywoods.bsky.social · Sep 11

I just love taking a bath in Epstein salt.

Huntley Woods @huntleywoods.bsky.social · Sep 9

Every gay man with Grindr knows what “meth lighting” is.

Huntley Woods @huntleywoods.bsky.social · Sep 8

You ever look at someone and you’re like, “I just know you’re gonna spill my drink”

Huntley Woods @huntleywoods.bsky.social · Sep 8

Gay men are like sharks. If we stop moving we’ll die.

Huntley Woods @huntleywoods.bsky.social · Sep 7

No matter how old I get I’m always shocked to find out any of my gay friends have adult jobs.

Huntley Woods @huntleywoods.bsky.social · Sep 5

Truuuuuue

Huntley Woods @huntleywoods.bsky.social · Sep 5

How sad that Florida thinks chalk is more dangerous than guns. 🌈#Pulse

Huntley Woods @huntleywoods.bsky.social · Sep 1

I feel like straight people turn 30 and then have to decide which brand of insulated cup will become their entire personality.

Huntley Woods @huntleywoods.bsky.social · Aug 29

I’m so tired of every website asking my cookie preference, for the last time: CHOCOLATE CHIP!

Huntley Woods @huntleywoods.bsky.social · Aug 27

I feel bad for people that get haunted by ghosts of gen z kids. Imagine waking up in the middle of the night to “I CAN’T FIND MY VAPE!”

Huntley Woods @huntleywoods.bsky.social · Jul 26

Most of my friends are only on Sniffies because they have maps autism.

Huntley Woods @huntleywoods.bsky.social · Jul 17

Such a nice day to go outside and stare at my phone.

Huntley Woods @huntleywoods.bsky.social · Jul 15

Can you watch porn on those Refrigerator TVs?

Huntley Woods @huntleywoods.bsky.social · Jul 15

No wayyyyy! Honestly I would love to go back to making some cartoon shorts. I was just so bored it freshman year and all I did was watch LOTR so started playing around in PS and windows movie maker but had no idea what I was doing. Would be fun to see what I could do now with today’s technology.

Huntley Woods @huntleywoods.bsky.social · May 30

You know, I actually had a notebook in college full of stuff I wrote to make a sequel that I never got around to 😭. I made the first my freshman year of college when I was bored and then I transferred schools and it kept getting put on the back burner.

Huntley Woods @huntleywoods.bsky.social · May 30

Labubu’s are just unholy crossbreeds between Funko Pop and Precious Moments.

Huntley Woods @huntleywoods.bsky.social · Apr 5

He died doing what he loved, drowning.

Huntley Woods @huntleywoods.bsky.social · Mar 26

The Secretary of Defense sending war plans:

Huntley Woods @huntleywoods.bsky.social · Mar 23

Saw a guy do a bump at Runyon today. Nature is healing.