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pretzel
@hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social
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#1 kahoot champion turned unemployed mess
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pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · May 8
Don't kill yourself,.. Your pussy is Glorious.
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pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 2d
I have a type and I didn't realize that was my type but that's my type god damn
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pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 2d
oh the things you find out about yourself!
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pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 3d
DUDE!! THAT'S MY BUTT!!!
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pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 4d
calmly listening to the gunshots right next to my window on this fine evening
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pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 5d
ugh I am so single and unemployed rn
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pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 7d
speaking of visual novels, no, I am never finishing that one I started.
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pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 7d
it's getting cold out which means it's time to curl up in my bed and shamelessly consume visual novels
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pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 7d
thinking about cutting my hair
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Brody Foxx @yo-mama-mama.bsky.social · 8d
YO MAMA SO SKINNY, WHEN SHE WENT TO RUSSIA, SHE POURED SOME TEA #yomama
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pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 13d
fucking love looking at houses I'll never get a chance to buy
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pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 13d
oh so you're quirky huh? circumcised? tylenol?
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pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 13d
at this point, I feel like I should just do reckless shit like move to alpha queensland because I'm an alpha male and gonna be in debt anyway
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pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 14d
first time I heard the man on the classic station mention the 2000s.
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pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 15d
ever since generative ai started getting involved those databases that advertisers get your name from are taking your last name from other family members for some reason or whatever
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pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 15d
I love getting mail with the wrong last name actually
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pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 16d
turns out I am very prone to switching to an australian accent when speaking to only australians just like how I turn into a cowboy around only southerners
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pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 17d
I wanna do karaoke
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pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 17d
2025 still feels like the distant future even though it's almost over
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pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 17d
used motor oil actually makes for a good wood stain and that's not a joke
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pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 18d
I've been friends with two people who look identical to eddy burback so when do I get to befriend the real one
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pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 19d
living up to my name fighting for my life in here
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pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 19d
I'M OUT OF PEPTO.
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pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 20d
just had a dream about going to derby line vermont
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pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 20d
I am not verifying my age just to look at porn lol I've had my identity stolen probably ten times since I was 16
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pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 20d
been playing around on oc social network and I'm bound to be recognized by my bizarre posting style
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