Jim Horlock
@horlockwarlock.bsky.social
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Writer, gamer, Dungeon Master (not the kinky kind), collector of ghosts and cryptid enthusiast. CHANGE AND OTHER TERRORS out now! https://www.amazon.co.uk/Change-Other-Terrors-Collection-Stories/dp/1958228664 https://ko-fi.com/jimhorlock
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Don't forget: if you like your horror bleak, disorientating, wet with mucus and slick with sorrow, my collection, CHANGE AND OTHER TERRORS, is out now.

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Hey baby, you want some truffle in that omelette?
I'll never get you. But I'll always "get" you. If you get me.
Don't be hard on yourself. Every morning you wake up despite the efforts of my assassins.
Pah! Your puny appetite suppressors won't work on me, fool! I eat because I'm sad, not because I'm hungry!
Fun fact: here in the UK, it's already October.
Fact: since our Queen died in 2022, no further Brit eggs have been laid, meaning no new British people have been born.
Me, trying to learn from my wise master (he is a dog): So, everything that smells of pee is mine?
Went skydiving last year. Still falling.
Thank you! I'm so glad you enjoyed it!
Huge thanks to @matgost.bsky.social for the shout out in his newsletter. Please go ahead an check out Disease of Finitude. It's a killer line-up of horror authors, including Mat! Link below!

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"It's inspired by Cronenberg, so you know it fucks."

Free zine of horror fiction linked below.

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Got the collywobbles today. My collies be wobblin.
AI can never create true art because AI can never be horny or depressed.
I hope the end product will be worth it!
This project is really stretching my brain.
As a Brit, the way you make tea says a lot about how I'm going to murder you.