new tumblr blog is hopekissesapples, I still very angry and sad about my old one being nuked but sighhhh we must move on.

Over three years of my life and tumblr deleted it without even sending me a fucking email

My fuming tumblr got nuked and I’m actually crying. I even kept actual porn off of my reblogs!!! Pissed off because I can’t turn off reblogs on the few photos of myself that were still up, countless asks from friends and mutuals gone in an instant. No warning, no email, nothing.

I’m laid gently upon the changing table, a dim warm light illuminating the shiny plastic of my diaper, you squint at strange text written on my tape panel

“by undoing these diaper tapes you consent to seeing the contents within as well as enter into a binding contract waiving your legal recourse”

Mommy locking me into the thickest, most waddle-inducing diapers and a short, frilly pink princess dress as I blushingly stammer, “B-but I’m a grown-up (who fully consents to this sexual situation in compliance with all terms of service)!!!!”

Adult content is already allowed, my discover feed switches between all porn and all American politics every other time I refresh. I keep telling Bluesky not to recommend them to be, and it does not work!

I am having the exact same issue, it’s all American politics! I do NOT CARE I wanna see hole!!!

my biggest issue with Bublé singing Santa buddy instead of Santa baby is the arrogance to preemptively reject Santa’s advances. You’re friend zoning St Nick when in reality you should BE so lucky that he’d let you explore his body