Shirls
@holmfirthartist.bsky.social
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Tea drinker, band lover, cat wrangler. Like art, books, birds, animals, music, gardening and the North. Usually either too cold or too hot. I live near the moors. It’s all a bit Wuthering Heights. “And you thought The Clash were angry.”
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Jackson (now long gone) had a habit of picking up and carrying anything he could find. The retriever in him was strong! He'd often pick up bits of paper, so we left some around and started writing on them...
Black Lab with paper saying 'idiot' in his mouth.
holmfirthartist.bsky.social
Can you help me with something here? I don’t use Huel but have a friend who does. There’s a lot of arguing going on in BS comments, saying that even if the lead results are bad, they are less than the EU ‘ok’ limits. I can’t work out if they have a point, or if it’s whataboutery.
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janerushtonart.bsky.social
There is always hope in a dawn
holmfirthartist.bsky.social
What the hell is nutdoggers, Katie? 🤔
holmfirthartist.bsky.social
It was ok, oddly enough. Might be a fresh beets issue 😂
holmfirthartist.bsky.social
That does sound horrendous. Big loves to you both. Hope they find the cause / solution soon.
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You’re probably too polite to challenge their potato hating.
holmfirthartist.bsky.social
New potatoes are lovely. Hope you told them to fuck off. It’s not like it’s a deep fried Mars Bar.
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Likely. Will get back on the supplements.
holmfirthartist.bsky.social
I have a bunch ready to roast and turn into soup.
holmfirthartist.bsky.social
Me too 😂. It’s on you lot now.
holmfirthartist.bsky.social
Yeah. Probably deficient in something. I started craving beetroot with dark ryvita and before I knew it, four beets down the gullet. Came at me out of nowhere, overwhelming need for beet!
holmfirthartist.bsky.social
When I am fretting in the morning about whether I need to see the GP, please remind me supper was a pack of beetroot.
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The way the chap said ‘I’ll see if I can get some,’ implied he is king of the veg now.
holmfirthartist.bsky.social
Well, apparently it behaves better if you are polite to it.

I usually start with ‘are you a bot or a human?’ 😆
holmfirthartist.bsky.social
Well he might not have but it wasn’t his van, or him, and to not have Egremont in stock is a heinous crime he would never commit.
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Hey, slight change of theme but has Andrew the grocer retired? I went in looking for my favourite apples that he always stocks this time of year. There was a new chap in his chair, didn’t seem to know what an Egremont Russet is 🤯.
holmfirthartist.bsky.social
I had to go back and read that again. Yes, you did say bn.
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Definitely did in my case and they were bad enough before that. Not long now Mand…nearly there x
holmfirthartist.bsky.social
They gave it to me for best part of a decade. Awful stuff. Mind you, alternative was worse.