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Hog of the Future

@hogofthefuture.bsky.social

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Canadian. Asexual. Lutheran. Autistic. He/him.

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Hog of the Future @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 5h

Didn't the English hate Cromwell so much they dug up and executed his dead body?

Hog of the Future @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 19h

I've never actually played any final fantasy before.

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Hog of the Future @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 20h

I'm thinking of buying and playing the pixel remasters.

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Hog of the Future @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 22h

I've never been overly interested in music. It wasn't until adulthood I started really listening.

Hog of the Future @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 22h

I have a friend who works at a university farm and has access to free honey.

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Hog of the Future @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 22h

I only buy darks so I don't have to separate my laundry.

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Hog of the Future @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 22h

I don't know either. I don't think it's common

Hog of the Future @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 1d

No, they reserved that for Kira to show she's evil.

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Hog of the Future @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 1d

Do you have evidence besides his skin colour?

Hog of the Future @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 1d

I forgot prisoners can't vote in the US.

www.elections.ca/content.aspx...

Voting by Incarcerated Electors

Information on voting by incarcerated electors in Canada.

www.elections.ca

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Emily @becausechaucer.bsky.social · 1d

I have been confronted with an ad for Advent calendars and so it is time for the annual PSA:

THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS BEGIN

ON

CHRISTMAS

THEY ARE NOT ANY OF THE DAYS LEADING UP TO CHRISTMAS

THAT IS ADVENT

WHICH BEGINS FOUR SUNDAYS BEFORE CHRISTMAS

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

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Hog of the Future @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 1d

They aren't selling alcohol, are they? Just the glass? I'd put coke in it.

Hog of the Future @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 1d

And the Supreme Court is now a part of parliament.

Hog of the Future @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 1d

I guess throwing people into prison is protection now.

Hog of the Future @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 1d

In English, the word doctor referred to someone with a doctoral degree long before it referred to physicians.

Hog of the Future @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe I have a small sample size but most Jewish people I know like their current country, whatever it is for them.

Hog of the Future @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 1d

And of those, most of them are European or US references.

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Hog of the Future @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 1d

My cats are shockingly polite. They wait until I'm awake before they start meowing.

Hog of the Future @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 1d

When the government gets better, rich people like to enjoy the benefits.

Hog of the Future @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 1d

I hate bridges. I'm afraid of heights.

Hog of the Future @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 1d

According to Wikipedia, bagels were invented in Poland. I'm horrible at geography but even I know that's pretty far from Palestine.

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Hog of the Future @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 1d

My meltdowns all happen in social media arguments.

Hog of the Future @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 1d

Sounds like a poem

Hog of the Future @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 1d

Someone joked that his cremation failed for that reason.

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Hog of the Future @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 1d

I know he doesn't want a deeper understanding. I just lose control when I get angry.