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cunty royale

@hillzy.ca

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i’m not dramatic, i know what i want

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cunty royale @hillzy.ca · 3d

i’m just glad i was still able reach my target audience by being an erroneously classified on bsky as a horny gay man obscuring my true identity; middle aged horny wookette

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cunty royale @hillzy.ca · 9h

oh for fuck sakes man

cunty royale @hillzy.ca · 9h

really don’t feel like cleaning up after dinner, or taking my makeup off or really anything besides

BONG RIPS

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cunty royale @hillzy.ca · 11h

what do U know about POASTING

cunty royale @hillzy.ca · 15h

fall got me craving a freshie blow out but every time i straighten my hair i hate it now

cunty royale @hillzy.ca · 17h

do you ever just buy yourself a nice thing even tho you don’t deserve it 🥹

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cunty royale @hillzy.ca · 18h

it’s been a. while!!!!!!!!!

cunty royale @hillzy.ca · 18h

lmfaoooooooooooooooo i am cryingggg

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Fad Albert @fadalbert.bsky.social · 18h

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cunty royale @hillzy.ca · 19h

waking up to the kitchen destroyed from last nights dinner is my morning after walk of shame

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cunty royale @hillzy.ca · 19h

do you guys remember that skeleton alexander mcqueen scarf that every chick wore like her life depended on it, guess what’s coming back

cunty royale @hillzy.ca · 20h

👀

cunty royale @hillzy.ca · 1d

incredible performance honestly

cunty royale @hillzy.ca · 1d

chat i am so cooked

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cunty royale @hillzy.ca · 1d

💅🏻😌

cunty royale @hillzy.ca · 1d

just like jerry garcia, i fuckin love jerking off

cunty royale @hillzy.ca · 1d

there’s always scroll in bed on phone am i right

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roasty🥖toasty🍞🥯🥐 @dr0girl.bsky.social · 1d

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cunty royale @hillzy.ca · 1d

and i know you’ve been doing this for years too!!!!

cunty royale @hillzy.ca · 1d

buying deli cups asap

cunty royale @hillzy.ca · 1d

omg lmk if you find one!

cunty royale @hillzy.ca · 1d

desperately need a leopard mini skirt

cunty royale @hillzy.ca · 1d

they were on the slightest of sale and i had a $30 off coupon in points so i had to

cunty royale @hillzy.ca · 1d

classic mini in chestnut bc i luv bein a basic bitch

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cunty royale @hillzy.ca · 1d

ok that’s a game changer, thank you!!!!!!!!!

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cunty royale @hillzy.ca · 1d

some personal news, i bought new uggs finally

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