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aaron

@hillenjoyer.bsky.social

4.7K followers 1.6K following 1.4K posts

To the people asking for the pics... You're disgusting. Hope the women in your life are proud of you. That's my wife, please have some respect.

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aaron @hillenjoyer.bsky.social · 2m

i think if someone sues you and loses and has to pay your lawyer fees and they can’t afford it their lawyer should also be on the hook, lawyers usually have money and also they should know better than to pursue bad losing cases

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aaron @hillenjoyer.bsky.social · 14m

the terminal rocks tho

aaron @hillenjoyer.bsky.social · 21m

i already had to switch because i couldn’t figure out what hardware issue was causing bsod crashes and it turns out it was just windows? idk but i can play baldurs gate 3 in linux just fine and it doesn’t work in windows at all so im a linux guy now

aaron @hillenjoyer.bsky.social · 25m

why do people say things like “please let this be the year of the linux desktop”? if you are using linux what are you waiting to happen? a linux native copy of microsoft excel?

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Gary Delaney Comedian @garydelaney.bsky.social · 57m

A story in three parts

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aaron @hillenjoyer.bsky.social · 33m

do the new windows arm computers run linux, or are they locked down

aaron @hillenjoyer.bsky.social · 13h

oh now did you pee your bladder out

aaron @hillenjoyer.bsky.social · 14h

i've got so much microplastics in my balls i don't even cum normal anymore, i extrude 3d prints

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aaron @hillenjoyer.bsky.social · 14h

i made a list because you have to add a certain number of people to starter packs and i just wasn't ready to be that inclusive bsky.app/profile/hill...

aaron @hillenjoyer.bsky.social · 14h

i changed my email address for this account to a throwaway because other people who got screenshotted by jesse singal had their email leak somehow and there was some speculation that it was bluesky that disclosed it. i never saw any proof of that but i feel better not having to worry about it

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aaron @hillenjoyer.bsky.social · 14h

the only way we're going to get to the bottom of this is to get the discord logs from young republicans in the 80s and 90s

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aaron @hillenjoyer.bsky.social · 1d

also, master and commander is a submarine
movie, more or less

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aaron @hillenjoyer.bsky.social · 1d

the worst submarine movie ive ever seen is a damn fine movie

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aaron @hillenjoyer.bsky.social · 1d

thats cute

aaron @hillenjoyer.bsky.social · 1d

bioshock infinite was fun and it was one of thr first games i played in 4k and it supported dual amd graphics cards in crossfire which felt wild at the time but was cheaper than you can even buy a regular gpu now

aaron @hillenjoyer.bsky.social · 1d

cannabis oil is my friend

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aaron @hillenjoyer.bsky.social · 1d

don’t worry, i, i mean the favorite, whoever your favorite is, let’s just say they know

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Count Otter Poppula 🧛🏼 Sr., III @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 1d

We’re like 6 months from Elizabeth Warren promising to provide ICE with Johnson and Johnson’s baby gas, with up to 34% fewer side effects, and me getting pelted with sock puppet account on here telling me I support Trump cause I’m not excited enough

Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, that is a tear gas canister being fired toward the retreating couple holding the baby

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aaron @hillenjoyer.bsky.social · 1d

they’re still funded just mostly by oil money

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aaron @hillenjoyer.bsky.social · 1d

excited to learn what this means

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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 1d

Them: need help doing things?

Me: yes

Them: we have a doing things medication

Me: ooh

Them: hahahahaha guess what you have to do to get it?

Me: oh no

Them: things.

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aaron @hillenjoyer.bsky.social · 1d

they’re being honest about one thing, they fired all their customer service people and saved a ton of money by just not doing customer service anymore

aaron @hillenjoyer.bsky.social · 1d

america is finally going to achieve coffee independence

aaron @hillenjoyer.bsky.social · 1d

but he’s also a huge coward

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aaron @hillenjoyer.bsky.social · 1d

also when i’m at the dentist waiting room with crappy cell service the alt txt loads way faster than the image