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He's not dead. He's just gone undercover so as to find those weapons-of-mass-destruction that have been so difficult to locate thus far. Always working. Always on the job.
"It's a step in the right direction," as the pun goes.
Are we certain that he is truly dead? I saw a Perry Mason episode once where the victim faked his death. Maybe we should drive a stake through his replacement heart just to make sure.
They'll snap into place and endorse Mamdani on Wednesday, after the election results are announced.
I for one can't wait for the commercials for "Operation Freedom Iron Lungs."
"If I had a dog with a face as ugly as yours, I'd shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards."
"... and the answer just might surprise you!"
"Mr President, before we move on to other topics, I just have to ask you: how do you get so much distance off the tee?"
Fact: College football coaches are the highest salaried public employee in 42 states.
"How to solve America's problems: sheet-pan recipes."
I'm bracing myself for a union-based war against Mamdani. I remember that that sort of conflict started shortly after John Lindsay's inauguration and it was devastating.
Trump is saying, "There's got to be a Nobel Peace Prize in one of those countries. We just need to destroy them to find it."
Infectious like a case of non-treatable gonorrhea.
Not this song but I still like the lyrics: "Well I'm goin' out west where the wind blows tall / Tony Franciosa used to date my ma."
Just spitballing here, but maybe she could convert into a couch? Even better: maybe even a convertible sleeper sofa.
As a conservative pundit, I need to blame everyone else for America's problems.
Every tear as a character from Game of Thrones.
I'll even volunteer to help move his refrigerator.
Any studio apartments available? Asking for a friend.
"Well, like, that's just your opinion, man!" My apology -- I just couldn't resist. Worthy cause in any case.