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HazelSquirrel@BLFC

@heythar.bsky.social

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Dorky leftist flat squirrel (30’s y.o.) (he/they) that likes cartoons and being a cartoon! this is a mostly SFW account but still kink/suggestive so no minors allowed thx!💜taken💜 🥞🔒 #flattened #furry banner: @tonzono.bsky.social

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HazelSquirrel@BLFC @heythar.bsky.social · Sep 13

Happy Flat Fuck Friday! …watch out for speeding steamrollers 💫 💫

🎨 @hearthfox.bsky.social

#flattened #flattening #furry #furryart

An orange cartoon squirrel named Hazel, flattened like a pancake and trying to stand up, wobbling as he does so.

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Tobie (Slow Replies) @shadowanchor.bsky.social · 1h

Having to lay on a Pooltoy to help deflate it is really doing something to my brain! 😀

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Temporarytime @temporarytime4.bsky.social · 3h

Day 15: Spell
Vim always has a mage hand ready for getting out of squishy situations
#Squishtober25

Vim flattened, being lifted by a mage hand she is casting.

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HazelSquirrel@BLFC @heythar.bsky.social · 3h

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crustyheathen 🧿 comms open! @crustyheathen.bsky.social · 6h

🌹🐶🌷🦌
little woodland critter! this deer/puppy hybrid is now up for adoption (full character ownership) on my ko-fi! PWYW starting at 5 usd!

#adoptable #adopt #furry #furryadopt #furryart #chibi #ocadopt #adoptableoc #art #digitalart #commsopen

a cute chibi made using cupidcry’s base of a floral deer/puppy hybrid! it has floppy ears and paws as well as hooves and antlers! its hair is made of small azaleas. its main color is a hazelnut brown and it has accents of cream and dark chocolate brown, stripes of those colors being on its arms legs and ears.

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Temporarytime @temporarytime4.bsky.social · 18h

Day 14: Dungeon
Hazel and Razz walked right into that one...
#Squishtober25

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pet sematary extra @barklikea.dog · Dec 13

#kyecomms

hmm. some slight side effects may occur.

(a really cute comic from @foxinthefridge.bsky.social!! aaa)

A fox picks up a plushie rabbit, and gets turned into a plushie himself!

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Rocky Ramirez @rockyfox.bsky.social · 1d

Finally smushed this big cat flat, between glass panels ofc. I made this a couple hours before the commission yesterday, I have a lot of motivation inside rn

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Nate @horizonartz.bsky.social · 6d

Commission for @heythar.bsky.social with Chester clicking a suspicious link

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Fosbat @fosbat.art · 10d

awoo

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HazelSquirrel@BLFC @heythar.bsky.social · 15h

Ohh dang it’s midnight Pacific Standard Time and you’ve just now been stricken by the Flat Curse, the curse that makes you flat

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Cobalt @cobobalt.bsky.social · 18h

Hey do you guys remember that one time Slim tried to rob a bakery

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Kelveron @kelveron.bsky.social · 22h

Squishtober 15 - Spell

O-okay, fine, I admit it, you're the better mage, @jineko.bsky.social! Y-you didn't have to go so hard on me to prove it, though.
I wouldn't have challenged you in the first place if I knew you had gravity magic, nyeh...

#flattening #toon #furry
#flattened #Squishtober25

Keelva, wearing black and purple striped sleeves and thigh highs, flattened out into a pancake from the top down and fluttering just slightly above the ground inside a crater, with her black and purple witches' hat floating about besides her.
Her hands are held up besides her head, facing upward, and her hooves are poking out from under her hips, which frame her face, with her tail sticking out straight behind her.
She bears a surprised, dazed expression, with her eyes slightly misaligned, one being wide open and the other squinting slightly, with her mouth wide open forming toothy snarl.
A translucent, purple-glowing magic dome that bends the light around itself engulfs the crater, and thus Keelva, entirely, and is seemingly the reason for her being flat as paper.
Jin, dressed in blue wizards' robes and a blue wizards' hat is standing behind the dome in a wide stance, holding out a staff towards the dome, likely having cast the spell that squashed Keelva flat as a pancake in the first place.
He bears a focused and joyful expression with an excited smile.
A JRPG-esque spell-cast notification (taken from Tales of Symphonia) is seen toward the top edge of the picture, with an Icon of Jin's head and a line of text reading "Gravity Well" on it.

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Kelveron @kelveron.bsky.social · 1d

Squishtober 14 - Dungeon

I should leave the trap detecting business to the rogues, I think... You don't happen to know any restoration spells, do you, @jineko.bsky.social? I don't want to be stuck as a hieroglyph...

#flattening #toon #furry
#flattened #Squishtober25

Keelva, wearing black and purple striped sleeves and thigh highs, flattened sideways across an obvious trap in a wall. Her black and purple witches' hat is squished across the same trap slightly above her head.
She's stuck in a walking pose, with her left leg forward, her left hand behind her, pointing down, and her right hand in front, pointing up.
Her fingers are splayed.
She bears a distressed expression, frowning through gritted teeth, her one visible eye looking outward at the hallway.
One of the tiles on the floor is pushed downward, indicating that she triggered the trap while making her way through the hallway.
Jineko, wearing blue mages' robes, is standing ahead of the trap, facing Keelva and looking up at her with a deadpan expression. He is holding a staff with a glowing orb at the tip, its' blueish-white light illuminating the hallway. A second staff is resting on the ground behind him, glowing faintly purple. This is likely Keelvas' staff, which she dropped when she was pounded into the wall and smashed flat.

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Kelveron @kelveron.bsky.social · 2d

Squishtober 13 - Decor

I know I look cute riding a broom, but that doesn't mean I want to be shrunk, squished flat and trapped inside a plastic standee so I can be put on display! This is a very tight fit, I'll have you know!
@~@

#flattening #micro #toon #furry
#flattened #Squishtober25

Keelva, wearing black and purple striped sleeves and thigh highs and a wide-brimmed, black and purple witches' hat, flattened out and trapped inside a plastic frame atop a little pedestal.
The little collectible is sitting on a sill in front of a window, with a backdrop of an overcast night sky and a darkened forest.
Bright moonlight illuminates the scene.
Keelva is seen from the side, sitting atop a broom as if she was riding it, with her right hand grasping the stick, and her left held out in a peace sign. Her upper body is turned to face out of the standee, showing her face.
She is smiling coyly.

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Kelveron @kelveron.bsky.social · 3d

Squishtober 12 - Stuffed

I'm a witch for halloween, not a potion, and stuffing me into flasks isn't going to turn me into one! Ugh, I'm all stuck... Could you grab my tail and give it a tug...?

#flattening #toon #furry
#flattened #Squishtober25

Keelva, squished and stuffed into a conical flask, with her tail sticking out like a decorative plume. One of her hands is pressed up against the glass, as is her cheek, with her head turned sideways. She's looking at the camera with her one visible eye.
The flask is sitting on a sill, with the moon shining in through the window behind it, bathing Keelva in a soft, pale-yellow glow in an otherwise dark room. The sky outside is overcast, clouds illuminated by an unseen moon, with the darkened shape of leafless trees far in the back, a pitch black web of branches against the backdrop of grey.

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Kelveron @kelveron.bsky.social · 4d

Squishtober 11 - Dinner

I know I'm very sweet, but that doesn't mean you have to make me dinner- literally... I'm not good eating, I'm way too sugary, I swear, so put that fork down, @jineko.bsky.social!

#flattening #toon #furry
#flattened #Squishtober25

Keelva, squished and flattened into a pancake and fried up, laying on top of a stack of normal pancakes. A stick of butter is sitting on her nose, slowly melting and running down towards the plate.
She bears an unamused expression with blue, cartoony tears welling up in the corners of her eyes.
Jin, wearing Keelva's glasses, is leaning over the table, looking down at the pancake stack with a smile while holding a fork.

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Kelveron @kelveron.bsky.social · 6d

Squishtober 10 - Pan

This isn't how you cast Heroes' Feast, @jineko.bsky.social!
Now get me out of this pan, my buns are starting to get way too toasty!!!

#flattening #toon #furry
#flattened #Squishtober25

Keelva, squished and flattened into a round pancake, being fried in a pan above circular stove.
She bears a panicked expression with gritted teeth and cartoony, blue tears welling up in the corners of her wide eyes. Her hands partially cover her face.
The edges of her flattened form are slowly browning, with her bottom side likely already overcooked.
The pan is being held above the stove in one hand by Jin, who is wearing Keelva's glasses and hat, while his other hand rests on his hip. He is smiling down at the flattened foxdeer feast.

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Kelveron @kelveron.bsky.social · 7d

Squishtober 09 - Wide

I need to stop trying to cross roads at night, I keep getting caught like a deer in headlights...
At least @jineko.bsky.social and @kepthekobold.bsky.social are here to peel me off once traffic slows down a little...

#flattening #toon #furry
#flattened #Squishtober25

Keelva, wearing black and purple striped sleeves and thigh highs, and a black and purple witches' hat, flattened out across a 6-lane highway, spread from edge to edge.
She has a dazed expression, bearing a crooked smile.
Two pairs of headlights are shining onto her, indicating that more cars are about to pass over her, likely causing her to squish flatter and spread wider.
Kep and Jin are looking on from the sidewalk, likely waiting until traffic slows down so they can start peeling Keelva off the street.

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Kelveron @kelveron.bsky.social · 8d

Squishtober 08 - Factory

I really need to learn not to get distracted and walk under giant pistons at work... Can someone give me a hand? I'm feeling a little flat @~@

At least I'm wearing hi-vis clothing, I'll definitely be found... right?

#flattening #toon #furry
#flattened #Squishtober25

Keelva, wearing black and neon-yellow striped hi-vis sleeves and thigh-highs, and a yellow hardhat with a neon-yellow hi-vis paw sticker on one side.
She's been flattened out into a wide sheet under a huge, heavy piston, left to stick to the ground in the smashing zone. Her body is contorted, and spread out like dough.
She also bears a surprised expression.

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Kelveron @kelveron.bsky.social · 9d

Squishtober 07 - Clay

I love spending time with you, and I am happy you're getting into new hobbies, @jineko.bsky.social, but surely you could have just bought some clay at a craft supply store? @////@
You look cute in my glasses, though... >////>

#squishing #toon #furry
#shaping #Squishtober25

Jineko, wearing Keelva's black and purple witches' hat and glasses, leaning over a pottery wheel and shaping a pile of brown, orange and cream colored clay.
The clay is actually Keelva herself, mushed, kneaded and squished until she's been reduced to a vaguely Keelva colored pile, perfect to turn into a nice vase, or some such.

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Kelveron @kelveron.bsky.social · 10d

Squishtober 06 - Step

I thought kobolds were supposed to have darkvision!
What gives, @kepthekobold.bsky.social, why'd you step on me anyway?!

#flattening #toon #furry
#flattened #Squishtober25

A tiny/micro Keelva, flattened out across a sidewalk under Kep's paw. She's wearing black and purple striped sleeves and thigh highs, and a wide, black and purple witches' hat.
Her head and upper body are covered by her hat, with her hands, butt, tail and legs sticking out behind it.
Kep has seemingly not noticed her and simply keeps on walking as if nothing had happened.

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Kelveron @kelveron.bsky.social · 10d

Squishtober 05 - Fold

At least put me on a couch or something when you're done using me as a blanket, don't just leave me on the floor!

#flattening #toon #furry
#flattened #Squishtober25

Keelva, flattened into a sheet and folded up in a somewhat messy pile on the floor.
She bears a dazed expression, with a goofy grin and misaligned eyes.
She's wearing black and purple striped thigh highs and sleeves, and a black and purple hat.

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Kelveron @kelveron.bsky.social · 10d

Squishtober 04 - Ball

Respectfully, stop pondering and HELP ME!!!
Feat. @jineko.bsky.social

#flattening #toon #furry
#flattened #Squishtober25

Keelva, squished into a ball and trapped inside a crystal orb.
She bears a panicked expression, with her mouth open in a silent shout and eyes wide, hands pressed against the walls of her crystalline prison.
On the outside, Jin, wearing a blue wizard's robe and hat, is pondering the orb, or rather what's inside, which from his angle is Keelva's butt.
What arcane secrets will he glean? None, most likely, but he's having fun messing with his partner, judging by the big smile on his face.

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Jay 🐭 @ BLFC @jay.pooltoy.tf · 23h

For @kybou.bsky.social

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Card @ BLFC @cardk.bsky.social · 1d

Sketch com for @safcar.bsky.social.

Thank you so much for hiring me :)!

#fatfur #inanimate

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